disneysteve
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Medical Record Blunders:
1.The skin was moist and dry.
2.The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
3.She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
4.The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
5.The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
6.Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
7.Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
8.She is numb from her toes down.
9.Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
10.While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
11.The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
12.Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
13.Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.
14.Patient was alert and unresponsive.
15.When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
1.The skin was moist and dry.
2.The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
3.She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
4.The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
5.The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
6.Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
7.Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
8.She is numb from her toes down.
9.Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
10.While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
11.The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
12.Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
13.Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.
14.Patient was alert and unresponsive.
15.When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
