So, what are some naughty thing(s) you've done?

[RitaE]

Unless you can use the phrase "My best friend from the holding cell," you're just embarrassing yourself.

 

[U2_rocks!]

I have broken many driving regulations, and I broke several laws related to drinking when I was in Canada at university. A friend and I walked out of a busy restaurant/club on its opening night without paying for our appetizers because we could not get our bill, despite asking many times for it. I also helped steal a road sign while in college. Fairly tame stuff overall.

 

[Gumbo4x4]

At a former employer, it was necessary for some cars to park on the street due to overcrowding on the parking lot. The lot would clear some after a shift change. At lunch, those on the street would move to the lot. Cars parked in front of one particular house were frequently vandalized. Boards with nails under the tires, motor oil poured on the windshield, etc. Keep in mind also, the factory was there before any of the houses were built. And street parking was common before the houses were built. So, the homeowners knew what they were getting.

So, one night, we catch the guy in the act - pouring oil on a friend's car. The following night, I dumped 5 gallons of Roundup on his perfectly manicured lawn.

 

[Patch'sD]

With a group of friends on Spring Break during College, We smoked an illicit substance wrapped in rolling paper while on line in for Space Mountain in 1978 at WDW. I felt bad for smoking in front of famlies and other guests. Yet, it was the best ride I ever had on Space Mountain.

 

[kittengal13]

Fun thread! I'm having a think..

 

[lizabu]

I never had any money when I was a teen so if I wanted to go somewhere like the movies, a concert, hockey game, the fair etc I had to sneak in. All you had to do back then was get someone you know to open the door. Sometimes you could get people you don't even know to open the door. Fairs and other outdoor events there was usually a hole in the fence somewhere or you had to climb the fence.

 

[tvguy]

My observations tend to get me more in trouble than my actions.

We got a press release about a fundraiser for burn victims, and I asked my boss if a BBQ was really the most sensitive way to raise money for burn victims.
My boss threw a pen at me.
And sadly, the BBQ fundraiser for burn victims was a legitimate event.

 

[HannaBelle]

After a rather adverse layoff from a previous employer, I was harboring some pretty bad feelings with one of the managers, who I believed treated me poorly during the process. As revenge, I signed up his work e-mail address with a bunch of gay porn websites. Then I found his address and had gay porn catalogs sent to his house.

Not my proudest moment.

Someone did this to me and a couple of other people at work. This was before spam blocking and email filtering. The emails were so bad, I had to shut my office door to clear out my inbox.

12 years later it is funny, but I had to change my work email address b/c I did not want all of the hassle.

 

[kP72]

Newly married and pregnant, DH and I were renting a house from a horrid wench and her boyfriend. The boyfriend actually owned the house since it was originally his and his dead fiance's.

Well, the wench and I went rounds and rounds over petty stuff, like when the furnace stopped working in the middle of winter and after numerous attempts to contact her, I ended up calling a guy to fix it. It cost $18.
She threw a fit of course.

Moving out day, my mother and I cleaned that house top to bottom so I could get the security deposit back. The house was cleaner than the day we moved in. Wench refused to give me my deposit so I snapped and said in the most spiteful tone...
"So, how does it feel to come in 2nd place to a dead girl?"
I know, very cruel and in poor taste, but this wench brought it on herself and I've never felt bad about it.

 

[CupcakeKelly]

Here's the most harmless one I can think of, the rest would put me in the "I'll get points" club. One night a group my friends were hungry but we didn't have enough money for all of us to get food. Here was how it went down:

Drop our fastest friend off before we pull up to the drive through to order. Order half of what we need at McD's. Pull up to the drive through, leaving a lot of space between the car and the drive through window. When the lady went to hand the bag of food off, the friend we dropped off comes running from around the corner, grabbing the bag of food and running off into the night. The lady asks us if we know that kid, to which we reply "We've never seen that nutcase before!" They remake our order and we pick up the friend around the corner.

 

[Kerrry7]

I was 18 when I passed my driving test so went to the clubs in town to celebrate, got the bus home and got off right outside where I went to school. The head teachers' name was easily changed into a rude word, so I got out my lipstick and added an extra letter. It stayed there for ages without being removed. That's about as naughty as I get lol.

 

[HannaBelle]

Here's the most harmless one I can think of, the rest would put me in the "I'll get points" club. One night a group my friends were hungry but we didn't have enough money for all of us to get food. Here was how it went down:

Drop our fastest friend off before we pull up to the drive through to order. Order half of what we need at McD's. Pull up to the drive through, leaving a lot of space between the car and the drive through window. When the lady went to hand the bag of food off, the friend we dropped off comes running from around the corner, grabbing the bag of food and running off into the night. The lady asks us if we know that kid, to which we reply "We've never seen that nutcase before!" They remake our order and we pick up the friend around the corner.

Too funny! Wrong, but still funny... You get points for creativity.

 

[brookmey]

In college I got into a big fight with my boyfriend a few days before he was going to run in the Naked Mile, a tradition right before finals. It took place in April in Michigan, so it still got cold at night. We kind of made up before the Naked Mile, but I was still a little mad at him. He asked me to write the name of his fraternity in body paint on his back, but instead I wrote "It's not shrinkage." He wasn't too happy about that, but I had fun.

I had another boyfriend in college who I dated for just over a year. He hated the process of registering for classes, so he asked me to register for him, which gave me access to his SSN. I found out that he had been cheating on me for the last 3 months of our relationship and when I confronted him he ended up giving me a black eye and a nasty bruise on my hip. The next day I used his SSN to drop him from his newly registered classes and I registered him for 16 hours of Women's Studies classes instead. Through mutual acquaintances I learned that he had a terrible time getting his schedule straightened out and wasn't able to get back into a couple of the classes I dropped him from.

In hindsight it wasn't the best way to handle that situation. But he really did deserve it!

 

[ChrisFL]

The only practical joke I've ever played on someone:

This was around the year 1999 - I worked for a small start-up web search company (no, not like google) and there was a kid, about 17 or 18 working there named Tommy. He was a super nice guy and I knew he could take a joke (I don't like doing things to people who take things too bad or personally)

I had a rare digital camera and one day he asked me to take a photo of him to send to a girl he "met" online who lives in Australia.

I decided to have some fun with this. There was a Wendy's just outside of work that many people would go to, and there was a charity jar that said "Help Tommy and other disadvantaged kids like him". I had a co-worker take a photo of that, then I photoshopped the Tommy from our work into that, and changed it to "Help Tommy and other ugly kids like him", then printed it out and placed it on a cup in the middle of the office.

He raised $1.74 in a few hours!!

 

[Pooh67_68]

One year a Christmas party for work was at a bar, I walked up asked for a drink and was served. (I was only 19)

The following year went to NY and again was served and also got my sister and her best friend served too. (they were 18)

 

[Poohforyou]

After a rather adverse layoff from a previous employer, I was harboring some pretty bad feelings with one of the managers, who I believed treated me poorly during the process. As revenge, I signed up his work e-mail address with a bunch of gay porn websites. Then I found his address and had gay porn catalogs sent to his house.

Not my proudest moment.

Wow, that's pretty messed up. I've had some bad manager but I couldn't imagine doing something like that or worse admitting it.

 

[ronandannette]

Wow, that's pretty messed up. I've had some bad manager but I couldn't imagine doing something like that or worse admitting it.

Ah, and so it begins. Should we "spin-off" into a "Judgement of the Naughty Things You've Done" thread or just do it all right here? (Kidding poohforyou - I couldn't resist).

 

[Gumbo4x4]

Wow, that's pretty messed up. I've had some bad manager but I couldn't imagine doing something like that or worse admitting it.

I think it's hilarious. I know people who've been on the receiving end of that one, though it was always a friend who did it to them

 

[LongLiveDisney]

Wow, that's pretty messed up. I've had some bad manager but I couldn't imagine doing something like that or worse admitting it.

Lighten up!

 

[pharaoh]

At one point (YEARS ago) I lived on the third floor of an apartment building with some friends.

One night, I was trying to get the attention of my roommate who was upstairs in our apt. We were going out to dinner with another friend who was in my car waiting for me. I was down on the lawn on the side of the building, so I grabbed a "pebble" to throw at the big picture window. In hindsight, I probably should have grabbed a smaller pebble, because I completely missed our window and ended up smashing the window of one of our neighbors.

I nearly screamed but kept it together and RAN! I ran straight to my car which was parked on the other side of the building, got in, and my roommate was in there waiting for me the whole time! I felt like such a bozo. I told my friends what happened and we all had a huge laugh about it but I felt really bad! I ended up keeping the secret and when we got back home, we saw the neighbors had duct taped the hole in their window. I never confessed my crime.

I never do anything remotely misbehavioral so this was horrible but funny. hahaha. One day I'll send the apartment complex an anonymous check.