So one time when i was in the epcot parkinglot.

[disneygirl 17]

At least no one was IN the car you got into Kevin.

I had to run into the post office one time and was with my mom, she waited in the car while I ran in, when I came out I was looking at a flyer I got in the post office and just got in the car while still reading the flyer, when I looked over...the lady sitting in the car was NOT my mom! My mom was 2 cars over in a very similiar red car wondering what in the world I was doing. The lady was so stunned she didn't even say anything while I was apologizing profusely and getting out of her car. I was sooooooooooooooooooooo embarrased.

I'll confess. I'm not exactly petite and I tend to scare folks with my glares. DW had just gotten a new light blue CRV (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it). She was picking me up somewhere only I scared the fooo out of some poor man driving a light blue Toyota cross-over when I opened up the passenger door, got in, looked at the guy and said, "You aren't my wife." Unfortunately, my wife saw the whole thing.

I did the same thing in college. I ran into the grocery store and when I came out I loaded my groceries and then got in the drivers seat. I thought someone was playing a joke on me because there was junk all over my car. Then I realized this was not my car. Then I freaked out and tried to gather my gorceries before someone came out and thought I was stealing their car!

These had me laughing out load so much that co-workers were (and still are probably) thinking that I have lost my mind.

thank you so much for sharing - I needed that

 

[Becx N Gav]

Are you sure she wasn't an Australian or New Zealander (not being rude but a lot of American's can't tell our accents apart ) - us here in the southern hemisphere don't consider "bloody" to be a rude word, its common every day language - exactly the same as saying "its too darn hot". The word bloody just adds emphasis.

There has even been an advertising campaign recently for Australia with the slogon of "where the bloody hell are you?" which apparently was banned in some parts of the world including the UK - they played it here during prime time.

I think the funniest thing I've heard at WDW was at World of Disney - one of the BBB fairy godmothers was outside spraying "pixie dust" on people as they went in. A short while later in the store, I heard a lady loudly saying "I've got f$@#ing pixie dust in my eyes". I nearly died of laughter at the irony

Yeah we often get mistaken for Australians I think a New Zealand accent is a lot more distinctive, but I guess because we grew up with TV shows from all over it helps

Yeah I've not seen that advert It doesn't offend me but coming from a kid suprised me (although I'm sure there are plenty of other things they could say that's worse!)

That is funny about the pixie dust, I can just imagine it

 

[bookworm0312]

I'll confess. I'm not exactly petite and I tend to scare folks with my glares. DW had just gotten a new light blue CRV (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it). She was picking me up somewhere only I scared the fooo out of some poor man driving a light blue Toyota cross-over when I opened up the passenger door, got in, looked at the guy and said, "You aren't my wife."
Unfortunately, my wife saw the whole thing.

Oh my!! Between the crazy lost cat lady in another thread and this story, I am laughing so hard I'm crying!

 

[Halloweenqueen]

I did that last year. I was on my way to meet my daughter's class for a field trip and decided to stop at Walmart since I was early. Hopped into my trusty blue van and the key wouldn't turn. I tried forever and called my husband to ask him how to do that trick to unlock the driving column. As I was talking to him I started to realize how clean the interior of my van looked. lol Of course I was in the wrong van. :rotfl