So how do you know when you're getting old?

[Luv2Scrap]

Could it possibly be when the thirteen-year-old kids watch Clash of the Titans, and the parents go next door to watch How to Train Your Dragon?

 

[dislaney]

Well today I realized I was officially old. I kept looking at a dish in the fridge and thinking what is in that? Um yeah that would be the fruit salad that I made for Easter dinner and forgot to serve?

 

[Pakey]

I knew I was old when our youngest son ordered an alcoholic beverage while dining with us.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I felt old when I returned to school and discovered that I was already out of high school when my current classmates were born...

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

I'm not sure if this is a contest I want to win, but how about when you leave your purse in the shopping cart you just emptied that is now in the parking lot at Sam's? How about if this is the SECOND time you have done this? Thank God there are still good people in the world and I have been lucky enough for them to find my purse and turn it in. Twice.

 

[shortbun]

When your knees start to ache and you haven't been running.

 

[DVCLiz]

When you search for more than a minute for your glasses and don't realize they are on your head until you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror...

 

[Mrs.Toad]

when you get the walking farts?

 

[iwrbnd]

Not being able to read small print!

 

[manning]

I'll answer that.....what was the question again?

 

[sdemore]

...when you discover you are teaching the grandchild of one of your former students

 

[Ephany]

When you're looking all over the house for your cell phone and realize that you're talking on it.

 

[GeorgeG]

All of the above and then some.

Very often, your body gets old before your mind does and then the mind catches up and makes your body do bad things.

 

[Ericandjenng]

When the doctors are younger than you are.

 

[Planogirl]

When you're mulling over different ways to help pay for your son's college education.

 

[antmaril]

Having a huge stock pile of toilet paper!