Singles Social Club: It's 5 o'clock somewhere!

[DCTooTall]

WTH?!? I just looked out the window here at work and it's SNOWING!!


....can I go back to florida now?

 

[Madonna3]

Today in Ft. Myers, FL it is 85 degrees with sunny skies and sunset is at 7:44pm. Water temps are a little on the cool side at 74F.

 

[ctnurse]

One of my PTs told me I should try Christianmingle.com to meet a guy! Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong! lol.

 

[nurse.darcy]

one of my pts told me i should try christianmingle.com to meet a guy! Maybe that's what i'm doing wrong! Lol.

roflmao. . .

 

[DIS_MERI]

One of my PTs told me I should try Christianmingle.com to meet a guy! Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong! lol.

Rather than paying for them at eHarmony or ChristianMingle you can find duds for free at PlentyOfFish....

 

[nurse.darcy]

Rather than paying for them at eHarmony or ChristianMingle you can find duds for free at PlentyOfFish....

I originally read this post quickly and thought it said dudes. . .ROFLMAO. . .duds is so fitting. . .lol.

 

[DIS_MERI]

I originally read this post quickly and thought it said dudes. . .ROFLMAO. . .duds is so fitting. . .lol.

You can read for free at ChristianMingle but to reply or chat you have to pay

Between ChristianMingle and PlentyOfFish I had so much success I decided to only "shop" for guys at my very own church (no single guys attend my church, and that's still better than what I was finding online....actually I take that back, a new guy showed up 2 Sundays ago, and neither the other single gal nor I attacked him and scared him off ).

 

[Floydian]

<suddenly and inexplicably considers attending church again>

 

[MICKEY88]

well if all the women are going to start looking for men in church I guess I'm out of luck. I was recently told that I'm not religious, so I guess I can't go to church..

 

[TexasDisneyBelle]

I originally read this post quickly and thought it said dudes. . .ROFLMAO. . .duds is so fitting. . .lol.

I thought it said dudes too the first time I read it.

 

[TexasDisneyBelle]

well if all the women are going to start looking for men in church I guess I'm out of luck. I was recently told that I'm not religious, so I guess I can't go to church..

Oh you can go. But I think it means you might get hit by lightning in the pew...

 

[MICKEY88]

Rather than paying for them at eHarmony or ChristianMingle you can find duds for free at PlentyOfFish....

maybe you should have broadened your search to other states if your state only has duds

 

[DIS_MERI]

maybe you should have broadened your search to other states if your state only has duds

I found my first several duds in person, in various states, so I'm afraid duds are to be found everywhere. And, actually, there might be plenty of non-duds on many dating sites. I just got tired of wading through the stalkers to try to find one....

Day one....you're beautiful, can we talk??
Day two....I don't have any kids, but I know you have 3 and I think I'd make a great step-dad. Can I send you some of my really bad poetry?


I can tell you from the mail that I received that I am apparently the dream girl for every 50 year old bald guy with 4 kids in a 200 mile radius.....at least the *really* needy ones.

 

[DIS_MERI]

well if all the women are going to start looking for men in church I guess I'm out of luck. I was recently told that I'm not religious, so I guess I can't go to church..

I doubt all women are looking for guys in church (although...since all the guys at my church had already been found maybe that was the secret I missed out on the first time....), but since the number one thing on my "must have" list is someone with compatible religious views and a willingness to attend church regularly, it really *is* where I should be looking

And, you can always go to church, you just might not enjoy it as much or get as much out of it

 

[NJDiva]

I found my first several duds in person, in various states, so I'm afraid duds are to be found everywhere. And, actually, there might be plenty of non-duds on many dating sites. I just got tired of wading through the stalkers to try to find one....

Day one....you're beautiful, can we talk??
Day two....I don't have any kids, but I know you have 3 and I think I'd make a great step-dad. Can I send you some of my really bad poetry?


I can tell you from the mail that I received that I am apparently the dream girl for every 50 year old bald guy with 4 kids in a 200 mile radius.....at least the *really* needy ones.

OMG are you serious???! I don't even know what I would say to him if that were his responses....
would it be considered bad taste if I laughed hysterically

 

[MICKEY88]

I can tell you from the mail that I received that I am apparently the dream girl for every 50 year old bald guy with 4 kids in a 200 mile radius.....at least the *really* needy ones.

oh well in that case, wanna go to the movies with me...

oh wait I'm not bald and don't have 4 kids

 

[ctnurse]

I originally read this post quickly and thought it said dudes. . .ROFLMAO. . .duds is so fitting. . .lol.

Aren't most dudes duds anyway???

You can read for free at ChristianMingle but to reply or chat you have to pay

Between ChristianMingle and PlentyOfFish I had so much success I decided to only "shop" for guys at my very own church (no single guys attend my church, and that's still better than what I was finding online....actually I take that back, a new guy showed up 2 Sundays ago, and neither the other single gal nor I attacked him and scared him off ).

So funny!!!

If worse comes to worse I have another PT that is a nun and she tells me all the time that my son and I can move into the convent!!!!
The only trouble with that is I couldn't follow the rules....
1. No cute boys upstairs.
2. No drinks
3. Lights out at 9pm

I think I'm doomed....the one guy that I do like has a BIG problem with commitment.

 

[DIS_MERI]

OMG are you serious???! I don't even know what I would say to him if that were his responses....
would it be considered bad taste if I laughed hysterically

I think it was actually that he sent me his really bad poetry on day 1, and before I'd even give him my phone number (let alone said I'd be willing to meet someone from off the interwebs) on about day 2 he said the step-dad thing. I very politely told him he was at least moderately insane and to please leave me alone 'cause that was a little scary for me. And, then I also laughed hysterically

 

[Floydian]

I think I'm doomed....the one guy that I do like has a BIG problem with commitment.

Charlie Sheen?

 

[ctnurse]

I think it was actually that he sent me his really bad poetry on day 1, and before I'd even give him my phone number (let alone said I'd be willing to meet someone from off the interwebs) on about day 2 he said the step-dad thing. I very politely told him he was at least moderately insane and to please leave me alone 'cause that was a little scary for me. And, then I also laughed hysterically

Thats so funny!!! There isn't wrong with being single (at least that is what I tell myself)

oh well in that case, wanna go to the movies with me...

oh wait I'm not bald and don't have 4 kids