Singles Social Club: It's 5 o'clock somewhere!

[DCTooTall]

So now I'm guessing that "distracted" doesn't mean "physically ill on a theme park ride"?

Curse my pure and innocent mind!

You...

...pure and innocent....


.... and having spent as much time hanging out with Darcy, i find that hard to believe.

 

[Kfyr23]

Hello fellow medic!! That was my former profession for about 12 years.

And Floyd, I'm very sad for you if you've never been "distracted". You don't know what you're missing

Well I am a Firefighter first and foremost. I am just getting the extra joys of taking everyone to the hospital today.

 

[Madonna3]

So now I'm guessing that "distracted" doesn't mean "physically ill on a theme park ride"?

Curse my pure and innocent mind!

I could um... show you a proper distraction :

 

[TexasDisneyBelle]

Although I have many many talents driving and typing on a laptop isn't one of them . I am the Paramedic today so I am riding passenger.

I ask on behalf of all women...what are these many many talents??

 

[Madonna3]

Well I am a Firefighter first and foremost. I am just getting the extra joys of taking everyone to the hospital today.

Ah ok. Yeah, I'm not the type to run into the building when it's on fire. I wait outside.

 

[Madonna3]

I ask on behalf of all women...what are these many many talents??

:stops what she is doing and perks up while she waits for the answer:

 

[murmkc]

Happy Friday everyone!

Let's all throw back a few drinks and celebrate the fact that we have survived another work week!

 

[TexasDisneyBelle]

You...

...pure and innocent....


.... and having spent as much time hanging out with Darcy, i find that hard to believe.

um yeah... cause you're a great judge of the pure and innocent... i hope not.

 

[Madonna3]

Do I have to stop at a few? And it's 9:21pm here. I got off work at 3:00pm. That's 6 hours of damage. Cherry vodka and diet coke is freaking delicious!!

 

[TexasDisneyBelle]

I could um... show you a proper distraction :

woohoo!!! boom chicka bow wow. (still tipsy, it's my only excuse)

 

[TexasDisneyBelle]

Happy Friday everyone!

Let's all throw back a few drinks and celebrate the fact that we have survived another work week!

hey! I thought of you when i was watching the kansas game. welcome to our mini party!

 

[DCTooTall]

um yeah... cause you're a great judge of the pure and innocent... i hope not.

Maybe...maybe not...

But i know perverted and deranged very well, so the process of elimination kinda makes it easier.

 

[nurse.darcy]

So now I'm guessing that "distracted" doesn't mean "physically ill on a theme park ride"?

Curse my pure and innocent mind!

Hey you two

You...

...pure and innocent....


.... and having spent as much time hanging out with Darcy, i find that hard to believe.

Really? Dang, I am the ideal of pure and innocent. . .ROFLMAO. . .

 

[murmkc]

hey! I thought of you when i was watching the kansas game. welcome to our mini party!

The Jayhawks win!

 

[TexasDisneyBelle]

The Jayhawks win!

yes, thank you mr. obvious. so how much beer have you had? you should go with maria and me and switch to liquor.

 

[NJDiva]

Just cause I share a room with a virtual harem during a vacation, doesn't mean I get to enjoy "distractions".

If you recall, it wasn't even me who coined the Harem term to refer to my guests, it was Darcy.

Ok, I'll give you that....but know that there are many men that would have loved to have been you...

 

[DCTooTall]

Ok, I'll give you that....but know that there are many men that would have loved to have been you...

The bragging rights are definately nice.


true... they were all friends, but who said you needed to put in all the details when bragging?

 

[murmkc]

yes, thank you mr. obvious. so how much beer have you had? you should go with maria and me and switch to liquor.

Jack Daniel's for me! I talk a good game about beer - but I am a whiskey/bourbon man through and through!

 

[nurse.darcy]

Maybe...maybe not...

But i know perverted and deranged very well, so the process of elimination kinda makes it easier.

Wait, I didn't see any of that with you. Other than jonesing at roller coasters. . .lol.

 

[TexasDisneyBelle]

Jack Daniel's for me! I talk a good game about beer - but I am a whiskey/bourbon man through and through!

i like pretty much anything mixed with coke. i'll take whiskey, soco, rum... now i'm thirsty...