SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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- Nov 25, 2001
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
were giving each other the silent treatment. The next
week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake
him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to
Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me
at 5:00 AM."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was
9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he
was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when
he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,
"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up!"
(SOME MEN JUST AREN'T EQUIPPED FOR THESE SORT OF CONTESTS!)
were giving each other the silent treatment. The next
week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake
him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to
Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me
at 5:00 AM."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was
9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he
was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when
he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,
"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up!"
(SOME MEN JUST AREN'T EQUIPPED FOR THESE SORT OF CONTESTS!)
