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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
- Messages
- 4,729
1. Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000
phone bill.
2. Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes
three years running.
3. When asked for their phone number, they give it in
hex.
4. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes
down.
5. Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work.
6. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the
movie "The Net."
7. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent
increments.
8. Their video dating profile lists "public-key
encryption" among turn-ons.
9. Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear,
"Good Morning, Mr./Ms. President."
10. You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA
card now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-
Science!"
phone bill.
2. Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes
three years running.
3. When asked for their phone number, they give it in
hex.
4. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes
down.
5. Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work.
6. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the
movie "The Net."
7. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent
increments.
8. Their video dating profile lists "public-key
encryption" among turn-ons.
9. Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear,
"Good Morning, Mr./Ms. President."
10. You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA
card now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-
Science!"
