Signs your cat is overweight...

[SuiteDisney]

10) Confused guests constantly mistaking him for beanbag chair

9) Always lands on his spleen

8)Fifteen month gestation period – still no kittens

7) No longer cleans himself unless coated with Cheeze Whiz

6) It’s no longer safe to lift him without a spotter

5) Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky

4) Enormous gut keeps hardwood floors freshly buffed

3)Only catches mice trapped in his gravitational pull

2) Luxurious and shiny coat replaced with mint green polyester pants suit

And the number 1 sign your cat is overweight:

1) Has more chins then lives.

 

[cinlee3]

You just described my cat.

 

[kejoda]

I had a cat like this!

 

[EROS]

 

[daughter_of_amid_chaos]

My grandparents had a cat like this!

 

[catsrule]

Simba....but I love that belly!

 

[addicted_to_WDW]

My husband has started calling our cat Jack, "Jabba the Cat."

 

[grinningghost]

With my cat, I don't even need to use the Swiffer anymore. He just dusts up all the dirt with his sweet, fat belly.

 

[Tina]

Aw Shucks! Now the secret to my shiny floors is out!!

 

[FergieTCat]

Fergie is just a little chubby around her butt. It's genetic!

 

[alabamaalan]

Fake, but still fun!

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by alabamaalan


Fake, but still fun!

Is that code for something? :comfused:

 

[Tina]

JohnT, he's referring to the picture.

 

[missymouse3367]

My cat Elvis. Rhinestone belt and white jumpsuit

 

[julie_yet]

[color=0066ff]Sounds like my cat. When he lays down he looks like a puddle of melted ice cream.[/color]

 

[nativetxn]

LOL, this sounds like my mother's cat

 

[olena]

 

[Tina]

LOL Julie_yet! I always call my cat "Mashed Potato Butt!"

 

[Liz]

 

[grinningghost]

Alabamaalan - that looks just like my cat - my REAL cat! If I could figure out how to post a picture of him I would. But I'm a technical dummy.