Other Signs You Need A Fort and WDW Visit:
1) While moving your yard, the neighbor waves and says See You Real Soon
. . . and you only can think of Annette, Cubby, Jimmy, and Roy
2) You remember July 4th is coming up soon
. . . and you instantly recall the (now defunct) Fife and Drum Corps at Epcot
3) Your wife asks you to add an item to the shopping list pad
. . . and you can only think of the Camper Pad at The Fort
4) At the dinner table, one of your kids asks for some more potatoes
. . . and your thoughts go right to S'mores at the Chip-n-Dale Campfire
5) After a hard day at work, the wife suggests you put your feet up
. . . and you wonder where is the nearest split rail patio fence to rest your feet and take a selfie from the porch