As I drove into work early this morning
My Fellow Fiends were gathering in Lynchburg without warning
The Master Distiller is in for a surprise!
As Fort Fiends begin swarming like flies
Theyll sniff, whiff and snort that fermenting glop
Unfortunately, they wont be able to drink a drop
But theyll laugh and have a good time anyway
As Im stuck here on this gorgeous Friday
So here I sit on a conference call
When Id rather be in Lynchburg with Yall
My job kinda sux, but it pays the bills
Although I miss seeing those warehouses perched on Tennessee hills
So have fun, Fiends, and enjoy the day
While I sit chained to my desk, unable to play
Hope y'all have fun today! Please tell me someone remembered their camera!!