On the days leading up to Black Friday, I re-enforced my stonghold at the toy isle of K-Mart. On the day of 11/25/05 I intend to destroy any opposition that approaches my Denfences. This evening I plan to make a wild dash to the Check-out counter to stake my claims on the treasure I have protected. And finally, on the eve of 12/25/04, I shall rub it in all the soccer mom's face's that they failed in their mission to get their Kids the coolest elmo doll on the block.
But seriously, no I dont.