she has entered the car

[Cindy B]

If Darlene can be comfortable enough to talk about aunt flo and feminine hygiene products, she could easily get the car!

They wouldn't know that she wouldn't be kidding.
She could say something like

"Oh, no.. I'm getting crampy. I hope I dont spot on these seats, 6 hours is a LONG time to wait. "


"I feel PMS coming on." "I hate feeling bloated, and it just messes me up"
Then she says to the guys "I hope you don't mind a little mess on the seat on the new rotation"

They will be out of there in 10 minutes! Guaranteed!

They wouldn't know if she was acutally getting her visit or not. Its all mind games! If the guys want to be greedy and get out for $, she can talk about aunt flo and get them out for free.

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Go DARLENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[buzzlady]

Originally posted by Cindy B
If Darlene can be comfortable enough to talk about aunt flo and feminine hygiene products, she could easily get the car!

They wouldn't know that she wouldn't be kidding.
She could say something like

"Oh, no.. I'm getting crampy. I hope I dont spot on these seats, 6 hours is a LONG time to wait. "


"I feel PMS coming on." "I hate feeling bloated, and it just messes me up"
Then she says to the guys "I hope you don't mind a little mess on the seat on the new rotation"

They will be out of there in 10 minutes! Guaranteed!

They wouldn't know if she was acutally getting her visit or not. Its all mind games! If the guys want to be greedy and get out for $, she can talk about aunt flo and get them out for free.

GO DARLENE!!

 

[my3kids]

Heck, after talking about getting crampy, if she spilled a little fruit punch right before she had to shift seats, those guys would be out of there pronto!

And throwing out things about how wacky she gets with PMS right before the guys look like they are about to fall asleep....something that would freak out teenagers, maybe they'd bolt.

 

[Cindy B]

Originally posted by my3kids
Heck, after talking about getting crampy, if she spilled a little fruit punch right before she had to shift seats, those guys would be out of there pronto!

LOL! I didn't think of that!

I think we are on to something. Chernabog70 needs to print this out for her...

MIND GAMES DARLENE!


She can also talk in explicit detail if it applies childbirth! Every ache, every pain, fluid, the whole nine yards..

 

[stinkerbelle]

I would totally start a conversation with myself.
when the guys ask "huh?" I'd be all "I wasn't talking to YOU! Ok, where was I? oh yeah...so then, I asked her what she said. What did she say? She said that she couldn't believe I said that! What did you say?"

hehehe...totally bug the hell out of them!

 

[Cindy B]

Originally posted by stinkerbelle
I would totally start a conversation with myself.
when the guys ask "huh?" I'd be all "I wasn't talking to YOU! Ok, where was I? oh yeah...so then, I asked her what she said. What did she say? She said that she couldn't believe I said that! What did you say?"

hehehe...totally bug the hell out of them!

LOL! That would bug them!

 

[Cindy B]

She could also boot them out by singing this is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friends..


Or 1, 123,467 bottles of beer on the wall.

She could start singing the most awful songs as well.

 

[Chernabog70]

I'll make sure I pass all that along to her the next time I speak to her. Thanks for the support.

 

[Beastlover]

All together now: "Its a small world after all...." I think that one would work, too!!

 

[stinkerbelle]

Originally posted by Beastlover
All together now: "Its a small world after all...." I think that one would work, too!!

you start singing that and I'm leaving the thread!

 

[CindysGusGus]

WOO HOO!!! WAY TO GO!!! KEEP IT UP!

 

[MonorailDude]

Good Luck!!!!!!

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this how it goes.

Repeat over and over again.

 

[Phrebert]

Go Darlene!!!!


Too bad they won't let them drive around, and let Darlene complain how bad their driving is. Nothing makes me want to get out a car faster than when my DW starts in on me

 

[nemo1987]

keep on keeping on darlene!! (its a saying we say at school) i know you can do it!! she could act like a mother hen and have "the sex talk" they would probably be embarassed enough to leave who knows??
**Sarah**

 

[krissy3483]

Originally posted by nemo1987
she could act like a mother hen and have "the sex talk" they would probably be embarassed enough to leave who knows??
**Sarah**

Now that is a really good idea too. They might be absolutely mortified if a woman they don't even know started telling them about the birds and the bees....which of course would have to be followed by a DETAILED description of childbirth

Good luck!! :thewave:

 

[Cindy B]

Hey Darlene ( or chernabog)


I remember telling my DH about my health class unit. In it was a section of penile infections. They went into details about penie warts, and penile chancres (big filled sores).. anyway.. my DH left the room on that one!

And talk about vasectomies! That always gets young men running..

Darlene: See first they give you a local anethesthic in that area, then they use a surgical knife to remove... etc....

They would run for the hills!

 

[battricia]

Just bumping cause I couldn't find the thread earlier.

Go Darlene!!! :

tricia.

 

[luvmarypoppins]

You are doing great darlene. We are all so proud of you. Hang in there. You can do it. You have the will power, strength and perserverance. Show those guys what you are made of. My ds say, no guts, no glory. Your fellow dis'er are all behind you 100%.

 

[my3kids]

Oh how I'd like to be a fly on the window when she starts giving the birds and bees lecture, then goes into her own menstrual history then onto childbirth. Poor fly, he'd probably get his wings knocked off those boys would bolt so fast.