Seinfeldisms

[kimmar067]

"....It's two roosters pecking at each other!"
"What? I thought they had gloves and helmets. You know, like American Gladiators...."

 

[kimmar067]

-- Elaine to her new bald boyfriend, Kurt:

"...Are you saying that I could be dating this hair? … With you under it. ...?"

 

[kimmar067]

* bump *

 

[GOOFY4DONALD]

Fusilli Jerry
Little Jerry Sienfeld
and my fav...'They're real and they're fabulous'

 

[mlenz]

"you're a bad man a very bad man"


Jerry: Some women like the male body
Elaine: yah sickies

 

[kimmar067]

KRAMER: "....Yeah. There ya go. That's Beef-A-Reeno. [singing] I'm so keen-o
On Beef-A-Reeno
What a delicious cuisine-o
Fit for a king and queen-o!..."

 

[kimmar067]

George: "I love that apartment. It's so cozy, I'm ensconced in velvet. You know, if it were socially acceptable--"

Jerry: "...I know, you would drape yourself in velvet...."

 

[kimmar067]

"....The supermarket? That's impossible! They don't have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket. The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry. I don't know what's going on with the Papayas!..."

 

[kimmar067]

"....You faked it?"
"I faked it."
"That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?"
"Not bad huh?"
"What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?"
"Fake, fake, fake, fake....."

 

[of the seas]

"They're all pipes!"

"Tammmaallle"

"Hello? Is somebody there? Mr. Marbles?"

Kramerica

 

[I Am What I Am]

"Vile weed!"

"I hate people.
They're the worst"

"The best, Jerry, the BEST"

"It's in the Vault"

"Yeah, that's right"

"I'm against all it's me's. They're so self-absorbed and egotistical. Like those hip musicians and their complicated shoes!"

"They? The government?"

"Potato Salad!"

"Hello Mrs. Seinfeld.
Hello Newman"

 

[kimmar067]

"...Movie hot dogs? I'd rather lick the food off the floor."

 

[kimmar067]

"....Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious!....."

 

[kimmar067]

"....So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B". Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it...."

"....You don't understand what I'm up against. This is a force more powerful than anything you can imagine. Even Superman would be helpless against this kind of stench."

 

[GOOFY4DONALD]

t-bone

 

[kimmar067]

"...TEE-E-E-E-E-EE BONE!....tee-BONE! tee-BONE! tee-BONE!...."

t-bone

 

[Cee]

One that we always refer to is from one of the Seinfeld episodes:

(Paraphrasing)

George: People! Don't you hate people?

Jerry: They're the WORST.

 

[kimmar067]

One that we always refer to is from one of the Seinfeld episodes:

(Paraphrasing)

George: People! Don't you hate people?

Jerry: They're the WORST.

 

[kimmar067]

"....The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus."
"Wow!"
"You're Batman."
"Yeah, yeah, I AM Batman...."