Seinfeldisms

[Pea-n-Me]

 

[poohs_hunny]

"The card says Moops!"

"Seinfeld, four!"

"Snoopy and Prickly Pete."

"Give me the marble rye, you old bag!"

"I go in there with Ring Dings and Pepsi and I'm the most popular guy there!"

 

[kimmar067]

"...you let the cat RIGHT outta the bag...!"

 

[lucas]

"Give me the marble rye, you old bag!"

 

[lucas]

Not a saying, but we can't forget Puddy!

One reason I love Soarin'!

 

[Mickeefan]

Not a saying, but we can't forget Puddy!

One reason I love Soarin'!

Puddy had his own sayings! And, he was a face-painter!

"yeah, that's right." Only Patrick Warburton could be Puddy. I love Soarin' and Rules of Engagement because of him!

 

[lucas]

“If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”

 

[Pikester]

Not a saying but I love the episode where Elaine discovers that Puddy has a Jesus Fish on his car and his radio is always set to a Christian station. She spends the whole episode trying to prove she'll go to heaven to only do the devil horns (and sticking her tongue out) at Puddy because he says that she is going to "H".

 

[Myothername]

It shrinks? I don't know how you walk around with those things.

That is my all time favorite episode. And so true...

 

[kimmar067]

That is my all time favorite episode. And so true...

....I'm guessing, that's from personal experience....

 

[kimmar067]

"....You're an anti-DENTITE! YOU'RE A RAAABID ANTI-DENTITE! ...."

 

[AshleyW]

Not a saying but I love the episode where Elaine discovers that Puddy has a Jesus Fish on his car and his radio is always set to a Christian station. She spends the whole episode trying to prove she'll go to heaven to only do the devil horns (and sticking her tongue out) at Puddy because he says that she is going to "H".

That is my favorite part of the whole show!

Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?!
Elaine: YEAH! That's right! (devil horns)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qHhXvil6zw

 

[FergieTCat]

My favorite episodes are the ones in Del Boca Vista, because my parents (now my mom) live in a retirement community in Delray Beach and my brother, sister and I swear that Seinfeld had their condo bugged. It is EXACTLY like Del Boca Vista Phase V.

With that, my favorite quote is:

Put barbed wire around this place and you'd have an insane asylum.

 

[Poohbear123]

Lest we forget: THE ELAINE DANCE!

 

[Poohbear123]

"....You're an anti-DENTITE! YOU'RE A RAAABID ANTI-DENTITE! ...."

Tim Whatley! By the way, he is played by none other than Brian Cranston from "Malcolm in the Middle" and the GREAT Program "Breaking Bad" on AMC! You would hardly recognize him in that role!

 

[kimmar067]

"I want you to find out if she likes me."
"Find out if she likes you? What, are you in high school?"

 

[kidshop]

My favorite episodes are the ones in Del Boca Vista, because my parents (now my mom) live in a retirement community in Delray Beach and my brother, sister and I swear that Seinfeld had their condo bugged. It is EXACTLY like Del Boca Vista Phase V.

With that, my favorite quote is:

Put barbed wire around this place and you'd have an insane asylum.

They wait their whole lives to move down here, sit in the heat, pretend it's not hot and enforce these rules!!!!!!

Who wants hot chocolate?

I live in FL and have an HOA. 'nuff said

 

[Mrs.Toad]

Not a saying, but we can't forget Puddy!

One reason I love Soarin'!

I love Puddy!!

Whenever dh and I see facepainters, we always say to each other, "you know, support the team."

 

[kimmar067]

"...Wow .That's hot."

"Yeah. It's piping hot. It's fresh out of the dryer. Hey Elaine,

you have to feel my pants!

"I'll see you later...."

"Oh. All right. You don't know what your missing. I'm loving this, Jerry. I am

never putting on another piece of clothing unless it's straight out of the

dryer....!"

 

[lucas]

How could I forget this one:

Del Boca Vista!!!!

We live in Boca Raton and REALLY appreciate that one. Del Boca Vista PHASE II!