Seinfeldisms

[lucas]

Close talker.

Low talker.

Hello Newman!

Ya gotta see the baby!

In the vault.

Schmoopie!

That's a shame.

They're real, and they're spectacular!

The belt-less trenchcoat.

Queen of the castle.

Giddyup!

The BIG salad.




GREAT THREAD!!

 

[Silent1CB]

Oh my God! That's my nipple.

 

[Sadie Chez]

The sea was angry that day my friend.
A hole in one.

 

[CaliforniaDreamin]

"Serenity Now!!"

Insanity Later!

 

[Acklander]

Art Vandalay
I don't wanna to be a pirate
He took IT out

 

[DVCindy]

It's a puffy shirt!

Oh, Little Jerry!

It's a book ... that turns into a coffee table. It's a coffee table book.

It's an astronaut pen.

I'm out there and I'm lovin' it!

Bad breaker-upper

Bad dancer

 

[Tammi67]

"I'm out!"

 

[HeyIt'sMe]

"A Festivus for the rest of us!"
(Can't wait for the Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength)

"I know the chunky that left these Chunky wrappers! It was NEWMAN!"

 

[shortbun]

"you're soooo good looking!"



(how to reply when someone sneezes)

My very favorite!!!!! We still use it here, lol!

 

[focusondisney]

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

It shrinks? I don't know how you walk around with those things.

And you want to be my latex salesman?

You want a Christmas card? Here's your Christmas card.

Del Boca Vista.

Back & to the left......That was some magic luegy.

 

[Karibeth19]

This is a timely thread! Yesterday, we had lunch reservations for our large group not too long after the restaurant opening time. We got there and our table wasn't ready because they had seated someone at one of the tables they needed to use to pull together to accommodate our group. My DH and I looked at each other and both said at the same time,

"See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation..."

DH and I also call each other Schmoopie. Sad, I know...

 

[Mrs.Toad]

"A Bra is for ladies, meet the Bro."

"I prefer Manssiere!"

Great thread! Most of the quotes I thought of have already been posted, but I don't think I saw these:

"You know, I always wanted to pretend I was an architect. "

"Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents"

"The scary thing is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise"

"you just assume the homeless will eat the muffin stumps? Why don't you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells?"

 

[Sanchez]

It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous! - Jackie Chiles

 

[nkjzmom]

Jerry: In fact I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up!
Monya: I had a pony!

Jerry: I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that? I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense... am I wrong?

 

[lucas]

"See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation..."

That's one of my favorite scenes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7uvttu8ct0

 

[luvmy3jewels]

Poppy was sloppy.

My boys need a home

 

[disneymama116]

HEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOO!!!

Your Bald.

She had man hands.

Did you just double dip that chip?

STELLLAAA!


He's a regifter.

I love this show!!

 

[kimmar067]

"....but I don't WANNA be a pirate!!"

 

[Mickeefan]

He took IT out

I love this line! As said by Elaine, "He took (huh, huh, wipes glasses) IT out!"

Poppy was sloppy.

My boys need a home

And, "I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!"

My all-time favorite line is:

"It shrinks?" "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

Great thread. I love Seinfeld!

 

[kimmar067]

My all-time favorite line is:

"It shrinks?" "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

Great thread. I love Seinfeld!

"I was in the POOL!!....I was in the POOL....!!"