Secret Codes?

[TheGoofster]

Do you and your spouse have any secret codes that nobody but you knows?
For example, my wife and I have a secret code when we are with people, and one of us wants to leave. We simply put our hand on the back of the others neck, and softly scratch a couple of times (it looks like we are just being affectionate, but in reality it means "OK wrap it up, time to go")

 

[yo-ho-yo-ho]

Yeah mine is - right come on we're going

 

[Honu]

Nope, we don't. Grabbing him by the collar and dragging has been working for 25 years though.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

My DH has a way of running off at the mouth about ridiculous things, particularly in front of my mother. As if my mom wants to know about how many times he went to the bathroom today. So he's learned when I make eye contact with him and don't break it that he needs to zip it. Now if I could just train him not to talk.....

 

[spokanemom]

My wonderful husband has an issue with talking and not thinking first. When I hear him, I simply ask him to get me a Diet Coke, even if I have just opened one. It is his signal to shut it!