What kind of talent would you like me to have? I can do what you want.
edit- machine embroidery, sew, make jam, hold one kid while making a PB&J sandwich for the other

, be funny, make pillowcases, hold the rim of a coke can in my teeth (the entire circle part), staple paper to my kids clothing, stuff over 500 ornaments on a 7 1/2 foot fake Christmas tree,make iron ons for DH's underpants, drink lots of Monster drinks and still be able to chat with the DDA.