Sayings for Signs?

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  1. Whitegloves

    Whitegloves <font color=CC00FF>Decorative Artist with the fanc

    Sep 24, 1999
    I am working on a batch of signs for a craft show. I am getting tired of the sayings I usually use, anyone have any suggestions for some new ones?
    My all time best seller has been... 'So this isn't "Home Sweet Home", ADJUST' (Kinda sad in a way, isn't it? LOL)
    I am open to any and all ideas.
    Diane =0)
  2. BethanyF

    BethanyF DIS Veteran

    Feb 17, 2002
    We put the 'fun' in dysFUNctional

    is one of my favorites
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  4. Boo'sMom

    Boo'sMom <font color=teal>Talks to the people in LK's head<

    Feb 2, 2002
    one of the best gifts my mom ever gave my DH was a sign that hangs over our door:

    Friends Welcome, Family by Appointment
  5. pattyT

    pattyT DIS Veteran

    May 29, 2002
    "if were not home try Walmart" (or other local place)

    "I'll vaccum when Sears invents a riding vaccum"

    "I clean my house every other day - today isn't the day"

    those are the onlly ones popping into my head right now-if I think of any more I'll let you know -
  6. yummy72

    yummy72 DIS Veteran

    May 16, 2001
    Okay so this one isn't very nice but my MIL and I joke about it all of the time--we saw it on a sign at a craft show!

    "Men are idiots and I married the King"---- to which I always joke "then that must make me married to the Prince"

    I see this one in stores quite a bit: "Your husband called: He said Buy Anything You Want"

    Cleaning the house while the kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk while it's snowing.
    -Phyllis Diller

    I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
    -- Roseanne Barr

    A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor.
    -- Lucille Kallen

    It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

    I used to be snow white, but I drifted.
    --Mae West

    Determine to Live Life With Flair and LaughterÂ…Maya Angelou

    While we try to teach our children about life, our children teach us what life is about.

    Think big thoughts, but relish small treasures.

    Take time every day to do something silly.

    The best things in life arenÂ’t things.

    Mirror, mirror
    on the wall...I am
    my Mother after all !

    Good Cowgirls keep their calves together.

    A reel expert can tackle anything

    Give a man a fish
    and he will eat for a day...
    Teach a man to fish
    and he will sit in a boat
    and drink beer all day...

    When I said "I Do"
    I didn't mean laundry.

    House Rules: #1 Mom's the Boss #2 See Rule #1

    Being a princess is a full-time job, but someone has to do it.

    Death is the only ***** that never leaves you.
    (Ernest Hemingway)

    I'm just a Raggedy Ann person In a Barbie Doll world.

    HTH! You are welcome to PM me for more...I've got tons of poems, quotes, and websites saved for scrapbooking purposes.

  7. welovemickey

    welovemickey Disney Junkie

    Sep 12, 2000
    My mom got DH and I a cute sign one year and we hang it up during football season:

    "We interrupt this marriage to bring you football season".

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