Oh this is going to be so much fun!
I wish stay at home moms would admit there job is so much better than getting up every morning to go to work and deal with rude people and a jerk of a boss and evaluations and 30 minute lunches and work traffic...etc.
I wish everyone who was unemployed would stay off the roads between 8 and 9 a.m. and 4-6 p.m.
I wish people would stop acting like their kids are the cutest things in the world and when you tell them you don't like kids they would stop saying "Oh but you would love my kid. He/she is so cute and well behaved"
I wish people could get thrown in jail for living off tax payers money, getting their nails done every week, having three cell phones, a louis vuitton purse, being rude to people that actually have jobs, and sleeping in until noon.
I wish people would stop thinking their problems are so much worse than anyone else's.
I wish I would stop being called racist when I ask someone who isn't white for an ID (I work at a bank).
I wish people would automatically get their ID out when they are supposed to (getting alcohol, cigarettes, going to the bank, etc.) instead of waiting for someone to ask you .
I wish the words "I've been a customer here for X number of years and I've never had a problem" would never come out of anyone's mouth. No one cares! Why should you get special privileges? Rules do change, I'm sorry they can't stay the same for 50 years.
I wish people would get burned at the stake

for waiting in any line and not knowing what you want when you get to the front of the line and asking the person working there a million questions.
I wish people (especially celebrities) would stop feeling like they know everything that is going on with Iraq. My fiance is in the Army and was in Iraq for 13 months and he saw people who hate the US and he saw little kids, and women, and men who were so happy to see the military they wanted to hug them and get pictures with them.
I wish anyone who didn't like this country would get out of it. I love this country and everything it stands for.
I wish anyone who was 140 lbs or smaller would never say "Oh I'm so fat!" or "I need to go on a diet"
I wish people would stop thinking it's their choice to make MY choice on whether or not I want an abortion. That's my decision, not yours.
I wish people who have 18 year old daughters with a kid, tell them to quit their job and live off the govt. because they pay taxes and technically it's their money anyways. No it's not.
I wish I didn't have to pay Social Security considering it's very unlikely it's going to be around in 40 years.
I wish every one of my exes who cheated on me would get genital warts or genital herpes.
I feel so much better now! That was great.