LOL, too funny and I agree GROSS.
last plane trip, I got a nice looking older gentlman sit next to me, then once the flight started he started passing gas. OMG it was awful, I said something out loud to hubby each time, I know he heard me!!
also in line for pirates this man in front of us let one go, soooooo gross, again I said something like "omg how disgusting, who farts in a line full of people?"
LOL