Santa NORAD

[monkeyboy]

Starts in about 8 hours!!!!!


Think he goes thru a TSA pat down?

 

[Pakey]

Starts in about 8 hours!!!!!


Think he goes thru a TSA pat down?

What do you think makes him so jolly?

 

[Imzadi]

What procedures do they use on all the reindeer? Maybe we should get PETA involved.

 

[Shutterbug]

Did ya'll see the movie about Homeland Security shooting down Santa?

 

[Imzadi]

Did ya'll see the movie about Homeland Security shooting down Santa?

Why do you think NORAD is watching Santa? To make sure no one else shoots him down. The U.S. spends mucho dollars to keep him safe. The price barely passed Congress this time around. We are pretty much his last stops on the globe, so they let it through.

 

[brasswillow]

Thanks to CakeWrecks for an insight into Santa and the TSA.

 

[katesorad]

What procedures do they use on all the reindeer? Maybe we should get PETA involved.

I agree. It could be traumatizing for them. Especially Rudolph. He has an extra big job keeping his nose bright!

 

[Imzadi]

I agree. It could be traumatizing for them. Especially Rudolph. He has an extra big job keeping his nose bright!

What if the scanning machines short circuit his nose?

 

[rie'smom]

Starts in about 8 hours!!!!!


Think he goes thru a TSA pat down?

No, he doesn't have to have a pat down because he has his own chartered transportation.

 

[Imzadi]

Everyone pray for Santa to have a safe, uneventful trip. If NORAD has to launch the fighter jets to escort them safely through an area. . . well, there goes their Santa budget for next year.

Have you noticed how many aircraft carriers Santa visits on NORAD Tracks Santa? They are not just stops along the way. It's the hand over of one air patrol to his next security team.

 

[katesorad]

What if the scanning machines short circuit his nose?

Then many children would be out of luck on Christmas morning! Ugh.. TSA

 

[TheDisneyGirl02]

We are now down to less than an hour before Santa leaves the North Pole! I can't wait!!!! Glad he's through security!

 

[BroganMc]

12 mins to go! And I'm still up? What am I thinking?

Shhh, don't report me to the Elf Police.

 

[Planogirl]

I'm waiting until it starts. I can't resist.

 

[golfgal]

I've got Santa up now. They are tracking him with Google Earth-real time in 3D this year

 

[PrincessInOz]

Waiting for Santa to hit Australia...he's got 11 minutes to get him and those reindeer downunder....

Now...where did I put those low-fat milk and cookies?