I’m mostly an anti-cruise dessert person because everything is some variation of gelatinous goo. I’m a texture girl. I don’t like the gelatin-infused things. Those wee little “cake” squares? Those are sad little naked dried out petit fours. There is no proper slice of an actual cake. I don’t even much care for the prized soufflés everyone goes bonkers for in Palo. That’s just a mini dish of sweet molten lava goop. On a rare occasion I’ll get the soufflé and wave-off the poured accoutrements (which always garners a gasp & much confusion). Kinda a light cakey thing in the dish but not so flavorful. My go-to cruise dessert would be a dish of fresh berries. Or on occasion a Mickey bar but I’m not very into ice cream.
A proper slice of an actual cake. Not a 2” nekkid petit four. Light, fluffy layers of cake with amazing fillings between layers and covered in a generous layer of buttercream frosting. I’d be in hog heaven if I ever found it in a cruise ship.
I’d order one of the special order cakes but... on another cruise line I had a specialty cake and it was dry with zero flavor. It had obviously been frozen at some point.... and I’ve spent $!$!$ ordering the custom cakes from Disney resort bakeries TWICE. Both times the cake wasn’t much to write home about. Pretty bland. And to hear others gush on & on about those cakes just hurts my heart. If that’s what they call good I know I could move the heavens for them with a cake I make. I look at those special order cakes on the ship and I’m just not confident enough to do it.
Lack of decent cruise desserts works out for me in the end. The scale isn’t as angry at me when I get home.