OMG, that Daisy interview is freakin hysterical!!!
Some of my favorites:
"I'm not a stripper, I'm a dancer!!! " (who just happen's to take her clothes off when she dances!!)
"Im really happy with my life. Its exactly on track to the things and the goals that I want. " Oh yeah, that was totally evident. Living with the ex in a 1 bedroom, crying non-stop, walking around like her life was a train wreck. I certainly didn't pick up on the 'happy life' vibe. Did anyone else? What track is she taking?
"Moving takes a lot of time and energy and money". Does she really think that everyone is that stupid? I can't get over her ignorance. Moving is not that difficult when you really want to do it. She was just comfortable "living" with Charles and wanted to rebound with Brett.
"And as far as my lips go, I just want to clarify that they are 100 percent real. Im Spanish and German. I have big features"

German's have big lips?
"And Im comfortable with my sexuality, and Im comfortable with my body, but that doesnt mean I use that in any way. And if I do, its not consciously." So, picking out the sluty, barely there outfits was an unconcious decision?
And what was with her arms? She was always flopping them around with her hands being all spastic. It was like they are marionette arms or something and she had no control over them.
