Riddles!!!

[SBubba18]

What is put on a table and cut, but never eaten?
-Cards

I fasten it and it walks. I unfasten it and it stops. What is it?
-Sandels

The more you of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
-Footsteps

What fastens two people yet touches only one?
-Wedding Ring

What's full of holes but still holds water?
-Sponge

What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?
-A glove

What flies without wings?
-Time

What turns everything around, but does not move?
- A mirror

What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft)?
-A garbage truck

What do you have when twenty rabbits step backwards?
-A receding hair line

What is half of 2+2?
-3,Half of 2 is 1 and 1 plus 2 is 3

How many seconds are there in a year?
-12, January Second, Feb second, and so on

A man without eyes saw plums on a tree;
He neither took plums, nor left plums,
Now how can that be?
-The man doesn't have eyes, he only has 1 eye b/c eyes means 2
He saw plums(2 plums), he didn't take plums( he took only one plum)
so he didn't leave plums, he left one plum

 

[polysisterchick]

those are good! i prolly would have figured only a few of those..

 

[BandGeek911]

I don't get the plum one Someone want to explain it?


ha ha I know, I'm not the brightest crayon in the box

 

[EeyoreFan1]

Lol. Melissa!

 

[Lil_Tink]

I don't get the plum one Someone want to explain it?


ha ha I know, I'm not the brightest crayon in the box

Hehe I dont either

 

[BmxAsh]

lol those are good i dont think i would of figured any of them out. lol

 

[goofy123]

Haha, I tried on some of them, but I gave up after about the sixth one I couldn't figure out, lol

 

[pacificnorthwester]

I would like to thank you for the riddles because I tried them on my mom whom I have been trying to stump for years and, thanks to you, I have finally suceeded. Hazzah!