Riddle me this!
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dianeschlicht
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With so many alternate pants running around today, maybe it is OK who has the wrong answer!!!
oldkicker
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Lars - you and Diane (John too) had the same basic idea for the alternate!
'Pull a Gina'!!!!
I think that goes directly into the riddlers lexicon!!!! 
Gina - I'm usually more baffled!!!!! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
Where are you going, Sandi??
Kim - partial pants!!!!!! Sounds like an R-Rated riddle!!!
'Pull a Gina'!!!!
I think that goes directly into the riddlers lexicon!!!! Gina - I'm usually more baffled!!!!! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
Where are you going, Sandi??
Kim - partial pants!!!!!! Sounds like an R-Rated riddle!!!
dianeschlicht
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LOLOLOLOL!!!!
An "R" rated riddle for "partial pants"!! Don't tell EROS!
An "R" rated riddle for "partial pants"!! Don't tell EROS!
dianeschlicht
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LOL! A streeking pair of smartypants?!?!?
Lars624
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Awww Bernie...thanks...you remembered not only my favorite sport but my favorite team too
If you live in MI the Red Wings are the only team to root for!!! right John??
Our other choices are...the Lions
or the Pistons or the Tigers ummmm......they aren't so good ya know LOL
If you live in MI the Red Wings are the only team to root for!!! right John??
Our other choices are...the Lions
or the Pistons or the Tigers ummmm......they aren't so good ya know LOL
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Streaking on the riddle!!!
Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here he come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...
Chorus
Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique...
This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothing on but a smile
I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers
Chorus
He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He's just in the mood to run in the nude
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to turn the other cheek
He's always making the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique...
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come right our of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's
Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team
Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!
Ethel, where you going?
Ethel, you shameless hussy
Say it isn't so Ethel
Ethel..................
Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here he come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...
Chorus
Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique...
This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothing on but a smile
I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers
Chorus
He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He's just in the mood to run in the nude
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to turn the other cheek
He's always making the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique...
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come right our of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's
Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team
Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!
Ethel, where you going?
Ethel, you shameless hussy
Say it isn't so Ethel
Ethel..................
dianeschlicht
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WOW, they must really be pressing to get this sewer line in before the end of the month! They get to work earlier and earlier each morning! Yesterday they were getting the equipment ready in the dark at 6:30 a.m., and today they started at 6:00! They are using their pickup lights to see what they are doing! Good thing I am an early riser, so the noise doesn't bother me. It does get the dogs barking early though.
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