Retirement Plan for RP Bad Girls and Boys

J&D

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If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser ("the beer" -" not the stock")a year ago, and you drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above statistics, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This new retirement program is called the 401-Keg program. :teeth:
 
LMAO!!! That's a riot!!! Mind if I borrow that one?????? I used to have the one about Michael Jordan being worth $XX.XX but it would take him YEARS to equal what Bill Gates is worth!

B:tongue:
 

I love it! Too bad there's nothing like that here for wine bottles. DH and I would be rich!

Thanks for sharing!

Lori
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :tongue: :tongue: :hyper: I'll have to ask my work if they have that kind of 401 keg program!!:tongue: :tongue:
 













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