retirement living

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We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house , but Grandpa got ******** and they moved to Florida (or Texas) .

Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles , and wear name tags , because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center , but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now.

They do exercises there , but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too , but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.

At their gate , there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out , and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks , they just eat out. And , they eat the same thing every night - early birds.

Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out , bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and , says I should work hard so I can be ******** someday too.

When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren
 
Yup... that's our life... :upsidedow
 
:lmao:

OMG! Why is that sooooo familiar?
 

OMG...as of this Friday I will be one of those in "retardedment". No one told me I had to reside in a fenced in lot with wrecked buildings and no food. I wonder if it's too late to change my mind.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
 
OMG...as of this Friday I will be one of those in "retardedment". No one told me I had to reside in a fenced in lot with wrecked buildings and no food. I wonder if it's too late to change my mind.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Congratulations on your retardment! They do let you out once in awhile if you behave...
 

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