Reasons to get a trampoline

[Tabbypelt]

You ready for some horror stories!!!!
1. We put 2 or more people on at a time!
2. I don't have a net
3. NO PARENT STALKERS!!!!=D
4. Alex nearly broke her back *Alex is my BUDDY!!!=3*
Thats all for now!!=3

 

[Cheshire Figment]

The number one reason to buy a trampoline is to support your local orthopedic surgeons.

 

[Mr Man]

The number one reason to buy a trampoline is to support your local orthopedic surgeons.

Hear hear! why should British royalty be the only ones with "tragic" smiles
after all......

I think the second reason we got one is because dizzy children are easier to catch than non-dizzy ones......

 

[minkydog]

You can save $5000 on each child who won't need braces after they knock their teeth out.

Kids look better in Halo frames.

Rehab is in now.

Your kids can learn to be ambidextrous while they have their arm in a sling.

 

[Grumpy's Gal]

if your husband is the doctor for all of the neighborhood kids who will be using it.

 

[minniecarousel]

- your son really doesn't want to be on the JV Baseball team

 

[SplshMtn99]

....so you can have your homeowners insurance cancelled.

 

[#1hockeymom]

No need to pay monthly ice bills anymore.
Don't have to buy expensive skates
Can easily find your child when they're stuck on the couch, barely able to move with their cast(s) on.