Really, Really STUPID Satements

[ILUVDXL]

If you thought yesterday's were bad, wait till you see todays.

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in a way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a deep place if it's true lightness.
- Alicia Silverstone (huh?)

"I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.
- Baby Spice of the Spice Girls (Yuck)

"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report (okay)

"Those who survived the San Francisco eathquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator (What)

"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you's better set off a few minutes earlier."
-Ananymous Traffic Report (duh)

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears (way to go Britney)

 

[Deb in IA]

I think Alicia must have been chemically influenced at the time . . .

 

[Annie&Hallie'sMom]

Another great entry! Thanks!

 

[WDWfanatic288]

LOL!

forget Alicia...what about Britney!!
guess she didn't do to hot in geography huh?

 

[supercarrie]

LOL! Everyone makes mistakes, I guess though...

 

[shep]

LOL..Way to go Britney..

 

[CathyCanada]

 

[Rajah]

LOL!!

 

[leahannpen]

All I have to say is:

 

[BabyLove99]

lol!!!

 

[DisneyMim]

Thank God I'm "faceless" here, so here goes:


Dear Mim herself made a VERY VERY stupid statement a couple of weeks ago and my kids won't let me forget it. We were on vacation in Canada, Niagara Falls and Toronto (which was a wonderful, beautiful trip!!!) and we were in Planet Hollywood in Toronto where DD and dear ole Mim wanted t-shirts. Well, after seeing the price I asked the clerk "Is that Canadian?" I got a very wierd look and my kids are still laughing. I told DD that she should be happy is WAS Canadian because if it wasn't she never would have gotten the t-shirt!!

 

[Hnymoon@Dixie]

HA! HA! great thread!

 

[Robinrs]

CC! I had no idea that you lived overseas....

 

[Goofyposter]

Groosch!...I lurked at this thread...jurst ter see what I'd said.

 

[jx3smom]

We all say some pretty stupid things but some of those are over the top stupid!

I worked in a casino years ago. One time there were some blind people in the casino and they had gotten separated from their group. I asked them who were they "looking" for and when was the last time they "saw" them and what did they look like. Tell me I didn't sound like an idiot!

 

[gemmie214]

Hmmm did Britney miss a lot of her tutoring sessions? I'd say yes

 

[Jeff in BigD]

LOL!

 

[Saffron]

HAHA! Me too Goofyposter! I know I have said some, umm, doozies here on the CB. Ask CamColt.

LOL!! This is my favorite:

"Those who survived the San Francisco eathquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator

Yow!

 

[meeshi]

LOL!!!!

 

[Nikole]

LOL too funny!!!!!!!!!!! Those are great! I'm sure we're all guilty of some rather stupid comments at one time or another! Here's one that I made that John will NEVER let me live down.

we were talking about time difference between east and west coast with one of his friends. I piped up something and said something about how there are 3 time zones. They both stopped and looked at me....I said what?! They busted out laughing and I have yet to live down that I completely forgot about Central time even though....at the time I was living in New Orleans which was Central Time. ***Hmmm maybe that's one of those you had to be there*