Just a few random thoughts.....
Woods in Florida tend to involve tall, skinny pine trees. If you have a woods view that is probably what you are going to see. In our 2 visits to WL, we could also see the service road and parking lot if we looked to the left, the woods were to the right. Of course, we could also see the CR and the monorail whizzing by every so often, and the fireworks from the MK at night. Not a bad deal IMO.
We've also been on the 5th floor on both of our stays and never found noise to be a problem. We could faintly hear the lobby music, and a bit of a hum of activity, but nothing that disturbed us at all. We were also on the WC side of the lobby. I don't think it is noisy enough here to bother most people, but if you are sensative to noise the wings might be a better location for you. We love being able to open our door and stare down at that lobby, but that may not be everyone's cup of tea.
I'm sorry the OP had a disappointing stay, but to those planning trips to WL in the future, please realize that for everyone that has been unhappy at the lodge, there is someone else that has had an amazing time. You can find bad reports on EVERY resort at WDW on these boards...you can find good ones too.