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[pongoperdigirl]

Page 2 is just no good you guys.


Rhonda, I hope Wesley gets better. Poor little guy. Let us know how you make out, when you have time.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Rhonda - Hope Wesley is not TOOO sick. Antibiotics are good.

Dana - I was silent shaking at home, tears were running down my face (along with my mascara apparently.) When I got back from lunch, everyone wanted to know why I had been crying. So, of course, I invented a woe-is-me story to make them pity me. I certainly wasn't going to admit to having a friend who did THAT to themselves. Really.

Shelby - let go of my man. He's moved on. Accept it.

Haley - the dogs looked, ummmm, appetizing, except for all that hair. My general rule is to throw away anything from the refrigerator that is growing brownish/red hair (or green, yellow, or any other color). So, now that you have that mental image in your head, thanks again for lunch! Yummy!

Did DMM drop by? I discovered her in full mutiny posting like a madwoman on another thread. As if.

 

[MommyPoppins]

My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. As a little
girl, she'd bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up
toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then, she'd carefully lay
strips of toilet paper to cover the seat. Finally, she'd
instruct, "Never, never sit on a public toilet seat." And
she'd demonstrate "The Stance," which consisted of
balancing over the toilet in a sitting position without
actually letting any of your flesh make contact with the
toilet seat. But by this time, I'd have peed down my leg.
And we'd go home.

So that's how women pee all over the seat. Ya know, if everyone would just put TP on the seat and actually SIT DOWN, it wouldn't be full of germs. I certainly never peed on the seat while sitting. I don't even think that it's possible. I have however encountered a toilet(at WDW no less) that had previously been used by someone doing the "stance" and #2. They missed. 'nuff said.

I actually am thinking about carrying around a ziplock baggie of lysol wipes, for public toilet use.

Thanks Rhonda, great addition to todays bathroom humor...or humour for Mel.

LY/MI

 

[LaLa]

I have however encounter a toilet(at WDW no less) that had previously been used by someone doing the "stance" and #2. They missed. 'nuff said.

That did it. I was holdin it in for awhile but that statement was the straw that broke the camel's back. I'm pullin a ZZUB. Right now. As we speak.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Take off those skates and bring me another keyboard. And make it snappy.

I actually am thinking about carrying around a ziplock baggie of lysol wipes, for public toilet use.

You can find a small pack of them that fit nicely into a backpack or pocket just for that purpose at Wallyworld for a buck. Just sayin.

Rhonda, hope Wesley is feeling better soon. Poor little guy. Let us know how it turns out.

 

[MommyPoppins]

That did it. I was holdin it in for awhile but that statement was the straw that broke the camel's back. I'm pullin a ZZUB. Right now. As we speak.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Take off those skates and bring me another keyboard. And make it snappy.




You can find a small pack of them that fit nicely into a backpack or pocket just for that purpose at Wallyworld for a buck. Just sayin.

Rhonda, hope Wesley is feeling better soon. Poor little guy. Let us know how it turns out.

Mission accomplished.

Just kidding. I think.

I've never seen the small packs of Lysol wipes, only Wet Ones. Are they in with the cleaning supplys?

 

[LaLa]

I've never seen the small packs of Lysol wipes, only Wet Ones. Are they in with the cleaning supplys?

Actually the only place I've ever found them is by the register. You know, in that little "last minute crap you feel like you need to grab cause it's only a buck" section.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Actually the only place I've ever found them is by the register. You know, in that little "last minute crap you feel like you need to grab cause it's only a buck" section.

Doesn't that section just suck you in and make you buy stuff....
I am a sucker for the section at Target.
Remember I bought a ton of ND stuff....well at least I didn't buy the FLippin Sweet wrist bands,

 

[MommyPoppins]

Actually the only place I've ever found them is by the register. You know, in that little "last minute crap you feel like you need to grab cause it's only a buck" section.

Never seen them there...I'll have to check...we try and avoid that place at all costs. It's the devils playground, I think. They're taking ours and "redecorating" it looks like the first hurricane of the season hit there, and hard. Who's bright idea was it to put the crafts in 2 different sections, opposite eachother in the store? And houseware/half the crafts are now where the toys were, know where they put the toys? In the far right side of the BACK of the store, where the crafts were. Most the isles are only wide enough for 1 cart at a time, imagine that fun. So we've been spending the extra $$ and going to Sweet Bay. You got those? They are NICE! Better than Publix. We don't have a Target in our town. There is one 30 minutes away(where we have to go for anything more than grocerys), it's a Super Target....but more like Walmart now that they have grocerys. The shelves are NEVER stocked and things aren't ever in the right place.

Okay, sorry, rant over.

 

[Chapter 11]

Hoop,

I did LaLa's silent shake when I read your story!

I have to tell you that there have been times I have been in the same position of trying not to totally lose it when something like that happens. Even at home!

Here is one that I think every woman on this page will understand and commiserate with. You guys will just

OMG Dana, that is just too funny!! I can't believe that happened to you. You know, you should really consider publishing that story somewhere -- it deserves a wider audience than just our little merry band of vikings.

 

[Shelby5514]

What a GREAT idea!

 

[MommyPoppins]

What a GREAT idea!

LOL! That is funny!

 

[sheridac]

 

[paslea_pooh]

You can find a small pack of them that fit nicely into a backpack or pocket just for that purpose at Wallyworld for a buck. Just sayin.

Mandee, pick some up for me. As my family is now banned from going to Walmart. Thanks hooP!


Since we're talking about licking stuff....here's a pic of our Bichon

Tighe..He's a Big Licker.

He does not lick keyboards. Smart Dog.

 

[dana0801]

OMG Dana, that is just too funny!! I can't believe that happened to you. You know, you should really consider publishing that story somewhere -- it deserves a wider audience than just our little merry band of vikings.

Actually Chappie it has already been published. This happened quite awhile ago and remember my friend that I was on the phone with??? She talked me into it so I wrote it and she published it. nuff said.

 

[paslea_pooh]

PICS OF BRAD AND ANGELINA'S BABY ARE IN !!!!!

ewwwwwwwwwwww, I thought she'd be a tiny bit cuter.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

PICS OF BRAD AND ANGELINA'S BABY ARE IN !!!!!

ewwwwwwwwwwww, I thought she'd be a tiny bit cuter.

OMG - You guys are too funny today.

Even with the paint fumes!

DANA - I busted a gut over your story. OUCH.

Shelby - I think that WAS my High School boyfriend. Amy - he's yours for the taking

Everyone else - you guys are killin' me.........really killin' me.

 

[brandt79]

Mandee, pick some up for me. As my family is now banned from going to Walmart. Thanks hooP!


Since we're talking about licking stuff....here's a pic of our Bichon

Tighe..He's a Big Licker.

He does not lick keyboards. Smart Dog.

Pooh, he's adorable! And ours is a big licker, too. Anything he can get his tongue on. Not the best trait, sometimes

 

[dana0801]

Last edited by Yzma and Kronk : Today at 12:25 PM. Reason: DANA - Instead of going in circles.........Skaters, please take the ice for your 5 minute warmup! That might make things better.

K I would do that if I didn't find myself on my ...... well you know where most of the time. I'm still skating (rollerskating baaabbbyyy) but now it's Dancing on the Ceiling.

It's ok that I'm going in circles, the doctors told me after the lobotomy it might be that way.

 

[LaLa]

PICS OF BRAD AND ANGELINA'S BABY ARE IN !!!!!

ewwwwwwwwwwww, I thought she'd be a tiny bit cuter.

I wonder if she's any kin to this kid...

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Let's get serious for a moment........

La-la That was a very sweet story! Hopefully he'll be asking you for "dates" when he's 20

Mr. Silly - 30 is a milestone!

Rhonda - So sorry to hear about Wesley's ear problems. I hope he's feeling better soon.

Nah - serious doesn't work here........

So I'm Ripping to my library today!!!

Y'all know I got a new 'puter. I can now download my CD's to put on my 1 1/2 yr old Ipod.

I'm old - don't like to figure out how things work. Give me a break!
(I've turned into my parents.........agh!)

So I'm putting in all my Time/Life collections.

Yes, I'm a music geek.

I did the 80's
Finishing the 60's. WOW. 1968 was the best!

Who doesn't love: Polk Salad Annie

Found a song: La la means I love you!
For Horsie: Going up the Country by Canned Heat.......love this song.
And one I didn't know: Jam Up, Jelly Tight by Tommy Roe....

70's are next.......get out the goucho's, polyester, urban cowboy, bib-overalls, painter pant jeans, earth shoes, and flippy hair..........my highschool days!