Reading, seeing and hearing Part 3

[tink38]

I feel so all alone.....

I will never again view the word breakfast in the way I did 30 seconds ago.

 

[tink38]

It helps to talk about it.

Talk about WHAT????

 

[bdg100]

Haiku for Tink:

Who sees Big Brother?
Not me or Tink. But both of
us wish we were Mike.

 

[tink38]

Haiku for Tink:

Who sees Big Brother?
Not me or Tink. But both of
us wish we were Mike.

Thanks, B! How'd you know I was watching House?

 

[kpk89]

That is TOO funny.

And, I'm not a BB watcher so I'm watching a Friends rerun. The one with Carol and Susan's wedding,

Joey: All these hot women, and ... nothing. No chance.
Chandler: Now you know how I feel EVERY day. The world is my lesbian wedding.

 

[sheridac]

Lou!!

Too funny!!!!!

 

[jw50]

BUT JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does this relate to CLOTHES??!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Short skirts, tight shirts, what else do you need to know?

 

[sheridac]

Short skirts, tight shirts, what else do you need to know?

(((((SLAP)))))

That's not very FF Joe!!!!

 

[Loubon]

I will never again view the word breakfast in the way I did 30 seconds ago.

Well just in case you do......

 

[tink38]

I've been waiting all day for this one. Strange things happen when you cut down SEVERELY on drinking wine during the week. TFI.

I had a dream It was WEIRD. It goes something like this:

We had a Viking dinner. At my house. Amy did the decorating. She came over the night before. Lou did the banners. Everyone was in charge of a dish.

Mel brought her delicious cream cheese appetizer. Layla brought pig lips just in case that wasn't enough.

Sheri brought her belt. And. A salad. Horsey brought a salad, too. And Hummus. I swear I am not making this up.

Pongo and Grammy brought dessert. Doughnuts and pie, respectively.

I know this is out of order. Bear with me.

Pooh and Hoop did dishes.

Hayley made some kind of stew. I forgot. We ate it. Leave it there, people.

Shelby took pics and she and Frick made bling after. Oh. Frick brought warm oysters. No one ate them. Even though I served them in a pretty pirogue.

Twinkie brought...well....you know.

Dick made chili. We all had gas. Especially Zzub. And me. They made us go outside, in fact.

Mary and Rhoda brought chicken. With the sundried tomatoes. YUMMY!

B brought toilet paper. He was scared we would run out. I don't blame him.

We all sang into a vase by the end of the night.

Oh. Joe. He brought the rain. Thanks, Joe. Zzub and I really appreciated that. In the rain. Outside.

With the cake.

 

[bdg100]

Thanks, B! How'd you know I was watching House?

Wasn't everybody?

 

[tink38]

OMG! I almost forgot! Jami, Ash and Kimmie almost burnt down my house with all the candles they brought.

I think they wanted the firefighters to come.

And Yak brought Yak butt. And it was a-ok.

 

[tink38]

Good gravy. We have too many Vikings.

MG and YAJ showed up empty handed.

Slackers.

 

[NAB]

Tink I think you need some wine.....

Did you ever finish that painting you were doing?

 

[tink38]

NAB, I agree. Thanks for bringing the Cheezits, BTW.

I forgot to tell you what I made!

Beef Wellington, Cassoulet, and Stroganoff!

OH! And Quattro Frommagi for my veggie friends!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

I was gone for 4 hours and 5 pages!!!

Kimmie - sorry about the yellow today. I saw it, but got very distracted by Mark and Rhonda's afternoon woo hooty delight!

Tink - what a dream....can I have some of that wine???

NAB - it's not your server, it's the rain and boo-hoo my firemen aren't working in the rain!! So I'll be all alone tomorrow.

Maybe I'll work on my 5000 - eh, Haley!


ps - this is a message from the twilight zone.....this won't post........I keep getting page cannot be displayed..

Who broke the DIS??

 

[horsegirl]

WHO has time to ? Big Brother Finale is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some of us multitask. Shelby! Who needs to choose. Big B and a laptop baby!

 

[Grammyof2]

Tink - I swear, I swore off every spice known to man. Till just now, when I read your continuing dream sequence.



That was fricking, NOF, hysterical.

 

[HaleyB]

Last edited by jw50 : Today at 06:42 PM. Reason: You should be able to knock out those 87 posts by 9 pm (EST) easy

Thanks Joe

 

[HaleyB]

I will never again view the word breakfast in the way I did 30 seconds ago.

Ditto

or Borg

Tink