Reading, seeing and hearing Part 3

[kpk89]

We know you are dangerous with your lip gloss, sweetie.



You kissy, huggy, jumping, skipping, laughing screaming sister!

 

[sheridac]

Oh, and knitting needles - yes but mascara - no???

 

[horsegirl]

Ok. Now. Does anyone other than me think it's a tad odd I CAN'T carry on my lip gloss but I CAN carry on a cigar cutter. And a cork screw???

gee, who smokes more cigars and uses less lipgloss? and uses ky jelly!!!!!!!!!

 

[sheridac]

LIGHTBULB!!!!!!!

I will buy a gel-filled bra. I will remove sad gel.

I will insert lip gloss into the left cup and mascara into the right.

 

[horsegirl]

Oh, and knitting needles - yes but mascara - no???

Borg sista!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your last post has me rollin', laughing my asp off!

removing sad gel and inserting gloss and mascara, respectively is brilliant!

 

[bdg100]

Tink:

I never knew you were fluent in pig latin. I am going to like this place. I think. Does Mel get here often? I see Sheri is just as obnoxious here as there. (in a good way though). Tell me something revealing about yourself Tink. Something people here don't know about you. I have to go but I will return in about 1/2 hour. I fully expect to learn something about you. It should start out something like:

This one summer, at band camp.....

 

[bdg100]

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[FSUMARCHIEF]

But think about it - if you insert those said objects in the place of the gel pad, people are either going to think you are REALLY REALLY cold, or deformed.

I'm just sayin'!

Blessings!
MarkyMArk

 

[sheridac]

Borg sista!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your last post has me rollin', laughing my asp off!

removing sad gel and inserting gloss and mascara, respectively is brilliant!

Yep. Then I'll just go to the loo with a little squirt here and a little squirt there.....

 

[pongoperdigirl]

I've only won 1.

I REALLY want a wristlet. BAD. But I keep getting outbid at the last second. For 1 dollar more than my highest bid.

I REALLY want a scribble print in pastel. tote. Med. size, though I will take a small. For budget reasons.

I also REALLY want a hamptons scarf print, tote, or hobo. But they go for way too much.

I also REALLY want a pastel patchwork hobo

AND I would also like tote or hobo in the signature CC print. But all the affordable ones have GOLD on them. BARF.

So, Pongo. Thanks. Thanks for talking about it all the time and making me curious. Thanks. A lot.

Check out my counter! We're 8 days away!

Heh Heh...no problem

I just got another 25% your entire purchase at their store coupon, cause it's fall. I could get addicted to those coupons. Soooo...I will be going up soon me thinks and getting something.

Just be careful that you are getting the real thing. Also, compare prices to make sure you aren't getting ripped off.

 

[tink38]

LIGHTBULB!!!!!!!

I will buy a gel-filled bra. I will remove sad gel.

I will insert lip gloss into the left cup and mascara into the right.

Chris! My boss is down the hall!!!! You wait til he gets here to make me Lala????

 

[horsegirl]

sher! Would you please flag that noise! It twice did not edit!

 

[brandt79]

Welcome bdg100, bdg1000, bdg10000, bdg1000000000000, and paledad!

I think you're going to fit in just fine.

 

[tink38]

Tink:

I never knew you were fluent in pig latin. I am going to like this place. I think. Does Mel get here often? I see Sheri is just as obnoxious here as there. (in a good way though). Tell me something revealing about yourself Tink. Something people here don't know about you. I have to go but I will return in about 1/2 hour. I fully expect to learn something about you. It should start out something like:

This one summer, at band camp.....

I AM a Cajun, Bruce. Whaddya expect?


And isn't it a bit early for revelations about myself??? To vous?



GET THE ROOSTER!!!!!!

 

[sheridac]

All right, fine.

One last post before I go. Off. To the cemetery.

KIMMIE!!!!

LOU!!!!!

AND

SPRINGSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FLAGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[drebert]

Welcome Steak Sauce (?) That is you isn't it?

I get a little confused with all your alias'.

Welcome to the madness!!!!


What is with preachers and their crude comments?

 

[pongoperdigirl]

ASH!!!!!

BORG!!! (kind of)

I was thinking of you last night!!!

At Lord & Taylor.

Here's the thing.

I am on a quest. For new sneakers. But. The most Bee-y-tee-ful dresses department is RIGHT NEXT TO the shoe department. At Lord & Taylor.

TFI

AND

Because you can NEVER have enough party dresses. I tried on a few.

And thought of you.

OMG. You are so right. About the dresses. Next to the shoes. I dropped MAJOR change there a while back on TWO dresses. One I haven't worn yet. THe other was the one from the rehearsal. I love love love that department.

The shoe department ain't that shabby either.

 

[tink38]

But think about it - if you insert those said objects in the place of the gel pad, people are either going to think you are REALLY REALLY cold, or deformed.

I'm just sayin'!

Blessings!
MarkyMArk

Or lactating.

 

[Shelby5514]

One last post before I go. Off. To the cemetery.

Have I missed something????? You seem to be going to the cemetery alot lately...

 

[TwinkieMama]

Hello peeps,
Javamom- I second all the mad props on your mad skittles. New avatars are great everyone! You all just look fabulous.

Sher is a genius! I would love to see how you discreetly reapply your lip gloss and mascara en flight.....

Talked to UtahMama yesterday- they arrived safely and were headed to the MK. Of course they left their pins in the luggage. Which was magically not there nor would be all day...

I also sent her a package and after much angst and putting POR on my speed dial on my cell phone I have determined that it FINALLY arrived. Apparently priority mail is not such a priority.

I need some trip report writing advice. What should I do next? write the one that happened most recently (and thus maybe give out some helpful and timely advice) or write the next one that happened chronologically? or just chill here and give the boards a break? from me? (not Mel)

Twinkie