Reading, seeing and hearing Part 2

[sheridac]

I tried to buy a 4 but I couldn't get it past my knees

and it looked like it was too small for Hayley. It fit in my wallet

SHUT UP!!!! I have to get ready for my meeting!!!!

Which is, fortunately on my side of town. So. I get to spend a lazy morning in my pj's.

 

[paslea_pooh]

Good Morning Everyone !!!!!!!!!!!!!


Grammy...We have power. Thundered like a mother here last night. Power stayed on. Go figure. Power usually goes out when there's not a cloud in the sky !!! The Amish run the electric company as well*.

*Not meant to offend any Amish*


What the heck am I talking about??? The Amish don't even surf the net !!



So it was My Mom's birthday yesterday.

BTW, BTW I tried calling her twice during the day. She was out. So I left a message BOTH times saying..."I'm calling to wish you a Happy Birthday but you must be out. I will call AGAIN later !! 2nd message "I'm calling AGAIN to wish you a Happy Birthday but you must STILL be out. Will call you AGAIN later .

So I try her later on at work. She works nights.

Me: Hi !!! Happy Birthday !!!!!!
Mom: NO ONE called me for my birthday.
Me: What? I called you twice. Left a message TWICE.
Mom: You could have tried my cell phone.
Me: I thought maybe you were at lunch with one of your friends.
(I never call her on her cell phone b/c she never has it turned on)
Mom: No. I was at your sisters house.
Mom: No one EVEN sent me flowers.
Me: We sent you flowers. You didn't get them??
Mom: WELL they weren't there when I left for work.
Me: Well they are probably there now !!!!!
Mom: So I get no phone call and no flowers.
Me: Yeah. That's too bad.



No good deed goes unpunished. Ever.

 

[spectrum-turbo]

:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINK

 

[paslea_pooh]

You sickos are gonna make me rupture my spleen !!!!!

Pooh - I bought a short skirt. You won't be able to see London or France. You know why

I packed the gray doritio for show & tell

Indeed I do !!!

We prefer Rainbow colored doritos. The gray ones are too coarse !!! Get thee to the Food Coloring store !!!!

Last edited by sheridac : Today at 08:15 AM. Reason: you are INSANE!!!!! I am sooo not going to have to worry about you all getting me liquored up and force feeding me. I'm going to laugh it all off!!!!

I'm worried about you when you're liquored up. If this is you sober !! The cops are sooooooo gonna be coming to my house Saturday night !

I tried to buy a 4 but I couldn't get it past my knees

and it looked like it was too small for Hayley. It fit in my wallet

The Depends have been officially pulled out !!! Double absorbent !!

 

[kpk89]

Good morning!!!!

I said it last night, but I'll say it again because I seem to have had the wrong day ----

Happy Birthday Tink!


Paslea Pooh -- I think we must be sisters, because that conversation sounds eerily like one I had with my mom. Often. NGDGU. that's words to live by. With mothers anyway.

 

[sleepydog25]

Last edited by horsegirl : Today at 07:29 AM. Reason: hay sleepydoggiedog. i haven't forgotten ya', just technical troubles...later, gator

Hayyyyy, horsey, not a problem. Technical issues here, too. Hope all is well.

 

[sheridac]

All right babies!!

Mama's gotta book (hi haley!))

Meeting at 9, then (gasp) a mundane activity, the car wash.

Now.

Before you all fall off your chairs, I will clarify. I don't actually WASH the car. I WATCH the boys wash the car.

ETA to the offfice 1000 hours.

Ciao for now!!!

love,

~me

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Morning Strommers! Y'all have a great day! Don't get in too much trouble today! I'm going to try to stay out of it myself. But, we are talking about me, so there's always a chance!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[tink38]

Paging Paslea Pooh for translating services......

Hmmmn. I understood every wod. But I'm not awake enough to translate later. Remind me later. Going back to sleep after I catch up.

 

[sheridac]

All right. So I'm still here. Because I can't tear myself away from you loons!!!

This is where having mad skillz comes in handy.

I schedule my am meetings at destinations that are only 10 minutes from my house!!!

 

[javamom]

Hey the UtahMom. Gotta love a classic!

Hye everyone else, do you see that banner ad down there for the Kolea vacation, the first time I saw it I thought for a second it said Koala Vacations... lol I think I have Happyhauntitis... it's a neural stimulus by-product of reading Mel's hysterical TRs!!

 

[Grammyof2]

Gram, stop talking about your gray doritos

Not plural......simply one!!!!!!!!!!

And it has been banished to a ziploc baggie, to hang over hooP's shower curtain

 

[tink38]

Happy Birthday Monique

Now how did I know that you would know that pink roses are my favorite! Only you, Grammy!

P.S. The cilantro is taking over. Get over here. STAT.

 

[jamal]

Happy Birthday our Tiny Tinkerbell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40 is fabulous! I wish you happiness, fame, fortune, and lovely completed art (amazing) in your new home!

Eat cake.....ALL DAY​

You are laughter and light,
Jami

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

This is for Tink - if it works...

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[jamal]

Double post for me...
I am blinded by your family's beauty, NM! Thank you sooo much for showing yourselves. Do what you need to do, but know that I am for seeing you all this morning!
Now, Grammy.......about the Dorito and London, France, well all of it....

Hi Utah Mom!

Pooh, batten down the hatches; a mael-storm is coming your way

 

[jw50]

This is for Tink - if it works...

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Blessings!
MarkyMark[/QUOTE]

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[tink38]

I tried to buy a 4 but I couldn't get it past my knees

and it looked like it was too small for Hayley. It fit in my wallet

That happened to me once when I tried on my sister's size 0 mini. The last short skirt I bought (last year) was a size 16 girls from Old Navy. Gotta love THEIR sizes!!!

I'll catch up later.The 53 1/2 times I got up in the middle of the night to potty are catching up with me.

 

[Grammyof2]

BTW,BTW Tink - You don't look a day over 29, and me barely 30

 

[jw50]

The 53 1/2 times I got up in the middle of the night to potty are catching up with me.

Tink, would you care to further explain the 1/2, I don't understand how you half get up

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Monique!!!!!!