Reading, seeing and hearing Part 2

[Chapter 11]

I suspect ninja's don't use smilies, but I couldn't help myself.
Well, I could, but I didn't.
And I honestly searched for sword smilies. None. NONE, I say.

Well, there's this:

or this:

 

[edcrbnsoul]

I found the man who posted this sign, he ceased his existance at 1:59:59am

Ninjas are lethal but they dont like to pay fines.

 

[Master Gracie]

GA...does this mean that you are considering getting ninjafied??

You know you want to...

Wait. How are you talking?

Guess I poured my stealth on a bit too thickly.

Even my victims don't yet know they are dead.

Back to page 206 with ya. Catch up.


You too Sher. Left you a message that may have been missed.

 

[sheridac]

I found the man who posted this sign, he ceased his existance at 1:59:59am

Ninjas are lethal but they dont like to pay fines.

Ed, ninjas do not pay fines. They kill the finer.

 

[sdy]

Last edited by Master Gracie : Today at 07:20 AM. Reason: Psst...Sid...down here. Nice of you to look. *WHACK* You're negligence has just cost you your head. You've been vanquished by a ninja of the 98.6th degree.

BwaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!

Nice try, NinjaMasterG.
Alas, I have a simultaneously retractable, regenerating head.
I cannot be vanquished.

Even if you are of the 98.6th degree.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Sid -
How about this?

or this?

(I can't find the banana with the sword. But I know I've seen it before!)

 

[Chapter 11]

You have rendered me speechless with the world's coolest ninja post.

I christen you KING NINJA.

Creme puff???

Is that with the ground up swords on top? Or without?

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by hooP : Today at 10:19 AM. Reason: I am actually crying a little.

Awww!!! Don't cry Hoopie. You'll see them live, for yourself in 5 weeks and 2 days.

 

[horsegirl]

Well, there's this:

or this:

nice red x chappie. so funny you are!

 

[Master Gracie]

BwaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!

Nice try, NinjaMasterG.
Alas, I have a simultaneously retractable, regenerating head.
I cannot be vanquished.

Even if you are of the 98.6th degree.

Ahh...your mastery of ninjosity may be a match for my own.

Umm...just so I am clear. Did your head retract before I chopped it off, or regenerate afterward.

I'm just askin', 'cause I gotta know whether or not to clean my blade.

 

[sdy]

Now you're just begging to be stalked.
BEGGING, I say.

Nice work. Verrrrrry.

I christen thee NinjaMaster.

Ya know.
Kinda like Bosley.
But cooler. Way.
No one ever stalked Bosley.

 

[sheridac]

Now you're just begging to be stalked.
BEGGING, I say.

Nice work. Verrrrrry.

I christen thee NinjaMaster.

Ya know.
Kinda like Bosley.
But cooler. Way.
No one ever stalked Bosley.

Sid~

Are you just now getting to that????

 

[Chapter 11]

nice red x chappie. so funny you are!

You mock me? Now I shall have to kill you. With this:

 

[Master Gracie]

You mock me? Now I shall have to kill you. With this:

Hey Chapster, go for the poison rice dumpling instead. Slip it into her bucket of oats.

Cleaner that way.

 

[horsegirl]

You mock me? Now I shall have to kill you. With this:

Prepare to die ....

Do I get one last request? and I shall kill you first, not with my blade but with other means....

 

[sheridac]

Sid~

Let's do lunch!!!!!

Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less, or we commit Seppuku!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

GA...does this mean that you are considering getting ninjafied??

You know you want to...

I think I do want to. I don't think I'm afraid. But I think the Husband might be.

If I can fly like they do in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, then I am definitely IN.

 

[horsegirl]

Hey Chapster, go for the poison rice dumpling instead. Slip it into her bucket of oats.

Cleaner that way.

Ha! You mere mortal, you have been assigned as my taster. Thus, it shall be you that dies by that treacherous means. But not before I slay you, with mine blade....a thousand deaths..... nay ten thousand

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison (1672-1719)

Hiya!

 

[sdy]

Sid~

Are you just now getting to that????

I KNOW.

Nope.

I'm just REPLYING to that.

There's a difference Red Ninja.

You best recognize.

Ok...

I really must go. Soooo.....

MasterG---my head regenerated, as your ninja skills are a close(ish) match to mine. I clean my blade with bleach. you may want to do the same.

GA----you da bomb. I christen thee TinyNinja. Kind of like Tiny Dancer.
and that is cool. way.

Chappie---you light up my life. i'd keep singing to you, but ninjas don't sing. i think.

EDDDDD!!!!!!----If you see a black Escape at the stop sign, look away. It's just me stalking and I don't like to be seen.

Ash----WHERE ARE YOU???? You too, Haley. Bueller???

Jami---Be ye properly edumacated now??? A quiz: How does one begin a strongly worded letter to a retailer that has wronged you?

Sher(idac!!!) and Horsey----MUCH NINJA LOVE TO THE BOTH OF YOU.
And when I say much, I mean it. Really, really.

Check back later.
To kill you.
Continuez, sil vous plait, mes amis....
and that means you.

 

[Master Gracie]

Thus, it shall be you that dies by that treacherous means.

Not likely. You see, I spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iocane powder.