Reading, seeing and hearing Part 2

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Afternoon Maelstrommers!

Everybody keep your chins up! Bonds of friendship are too strong to break over something flimsy. So keep smiling. Everybody pull together and we'll make it through everything!

The Vikings would say something like this...

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Heck no! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

Maelstrom!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[jamal]

As usual I hate these games:

Grammyof2 -you think dirty.

WTH does that mean

Line Of The Day, Grammy!!!
As usual, you slay me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy,

Mark/Bluto: , John Blutarsky.

 

[NAB]

Just me turning the page......

 

[HaleyB]

Just wanted to say thanks for reading my recap. Sorry to Plutopants and the NM's and I think I made one other mistake, .

Just wanted to say Hi,
I have to take my son to a sleepover.
His friend lives about in Egypt, so I will be gone awhile (again).

Also in case this is the only place you read (because I am sure it has been posted other places) Target has some nice kid ponchos in the dollar section. They are sealed on the sides and have sleeves, so I think they would work well.

I got four. So I can throw a set away if I feel like it. I love cheap ponchos. For that reason.

Also a bunch of Napolian Dynomite stuff. We got four pens. Excellent.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Can't he post some objectionable and/or horrifyingly funny pictures for Me(l) JUST ONCE?!!!!

And... then... just MAYBE I'll post one that he wants.

Heh heh.

I have no idea what went on here today.

If anyone is sad... I hear ya.

If anyone is happy... I hear ya.

If anyone had a birthday, anniversary, or minor operation... my condolences.

Give me the fun. BABIES!

Mel.

The Stormer.

 

[tink38]

As usual I hate these games:

Grammyof2 -you think dirty.

WTH does that mean

OMG, Grammy! That is sooo funny!

 

[javamom]

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Heck no! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!


MarkyMark

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

We're just the thread to do it.​

​

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I LOVE YOU, Java!!!!!


It's the bat signal!

Down, Grammy!

Perhaps, I need a NEW avatar.

Mel.

 

[javamom]

Btw thanks everyone for the mad bday props, I am feelin' the loove tonight!

 

[HaleyB]

Java you rock.

You are the coolest of the cool.

Now for the love of fun, someone post a body fluid story.

Come on, there has got to be at least one good protein spill story someone has saved.

Or maybe La La could just make one up.

Or Mel. or anyone. Please.

Mark? You must have a story.

Or some just recycle an old one. That would be ok too.

I need to giggle. I need to snot the screen.

 

[Shelby5514]

Java you rock.

You are the coolest of the cool.

Now for the love of fun, someone post a body fluid story.

Come on, there has got to be at least one good protein spill story someone has saved.

Or maybe La La could just make one up.

Or Mel. or anyone. Please.

Mark? You must have a story.

Or some just recycle an old one. That would be ok too.

I need to giggle. I need to snot the screen.

Haley~ You wanted a story??? I found this on the internet...I hope this helps...

One day I went to the doctor for my annual gynecologist appointment. Before the exam, I needed to use the bathroom. When I was done relieving myself, I saw that there was no toilet paper in the stall, so I reached into my purse and pulled out a tissue. I used it and went to the exam. When the doctor came in and started the procedure, he started to chuckle. I asked what was wrong and he said, "Well this is something you don't see everyday." He pulled a stamp off of my pubic hair. I guess there must have been stamps in my purse that were stuck on my tissue! Oops.

or this one...

I had just gotten a new pair of totally cute red leather pants for Halloween — I was going to be the hottest vampire ever, or so I thought. I was setting up the "dungeon" in our school's haunted house, and I was wearing my new pants. My super-hot crush was carrying a box of decorations, and he dropped some paper on the floor. He asked me to pick it up, because his hands were full. Being my flirty self, I thought a little "bend and snap" à la Elle Woods would grab his attention. I bent over and ripppppp. My leather pants split down the butt! I was mortified. I ran in the bathroom and didn't come out till later. So much for Reese's good advice.

this one's for Z...in case he's lurking...

My boyfriend of three years broke up with me the night before my Sweet 16. Totally devastated by what he had done, I cried that night and during my entire birthday. After rethinking his actions, my ex decided to make up for his insensitivity by baking me a coconut pie (my favorite dessert) and delivering it to my house. As I was cutting a piece to eat, my ex started cracking up. I had no idea what he was laughing about. As I put the first bite into my mouth, he nearly exploded with laughter. I later found out that my ex had put the dead skin off his friend's sunburned back on top of the pie to make it look like coconut!

 

[2infinity&B-ond]

[There used to be a sunshine smiley here] Is there anybody out there? (I'll be around for a little while)

 

[HaleyB]

Meet the Bad Sweater Guy

Not so long ago, my friend Kevin cleaned out his wardrobe, which, due to his pack rat nature, was crammed with clothes he hadn't worn in more than a decade. Among the discarded were 25 sweaters that can generously be described as "hideous." Or, as one critic put it, "Bill Cosby would not wear this." Kevin's defense? "I worked at Marshalls in North Olmsted, Ohio, during high school and got a 15 percent discount. It was cold. It was the late '80s."
The horror, the horror

Bad Sweater Guy, the link

 

[Minnie]

this one's for Z...in case he's lurking...

My boyfriend of three years broke up with me the night before my Sweet 16. Totally devastated by what he had done, I cried that night and during my entire birthday. After rethinking his actions, my ex decided to make up for his insensitivity by baking me a coconut pie (my favorite dessert) and delivering it to my house. As I was cutting a piece to eat, my ex started cracking up. I had no idea what he was laughing about. As I put the first bite into my mouth, he nearly exploded with laughter. I later found out that my ex had put the dead skin off his friend's sunburned back on top of the pie to make it look like coconut!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

 

[LaLa]

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

We're just the thread to do it.​

​

Javamom, you SO Rock!!!

That's awesome! Your talent never ceases to impress.

Come back Z. We miss you. Maelstrom is not the same without you.

Oh yeah. And one more thing.

Shelby. Thanks. I was teetering on the edge of pullin a ZZUB already after the Mexican food we had for supper. But the eating the dried scaly skin did it. I think.


MAELSTROM....

 

[kpk89]

Shelby. OMG. That is the most disgusting thing ever. It's just what the doctor ordered.

Javamom, you TOO are just what the doctor ordered. That animated wallet. How could it fail to bring our zzub back to us pronto?


I had a bit of a protein spill story. I put it on Mel's blog earlier today, under "summer plans." There's not so much protein (I think that was the problem) and it's really more embarrassing than gross. So it may not be maelstrom-worthy.


Anyone want to go SumoTubing with me? I'll fire up the speedboat.

 

[jamal]

Shelby. OMG. That is the most disgusting thing ever. It's just what the doctor ordered.

Javamom, you TOO are just what the doctor ordered. That animated wallet. How could it fail to bring our zzub back to us pronto?


I had a bit of a protein spill story. I put it on Mel's blog earlier today, under "summer plans." There's not so much protein (I think that was the problem) and it's really more embarrassing than gross. So it may not be maelstrom-worthy.


Anyone want to go SumoTubing with me? I'll fire up the speedboat.

LOL Kim!!!!! Sumo-tubing appears to be a fastpass!

LOVED the bad sweater guy. I think he has been in my father-in-law's closet...

 

[Loubon]

Can't he post some objectionable and/or horrifyingly funny pictures for Me(l) JUST ONCE?!!!!

And... then... just MAYBE I'll post one that he wants.

Melly Mel Mel.....

 

[jamal]

Melly Mel Mel.....

OMG Lou, NemoSushi. Is that legal on a Disney message board? Defacing Nemo???

 

[firstmickey]

Haley...that recap rocked! Well done!


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