Raul needs a caption

[3kids4me]

"Next year I'm going to wear an espeically fat, fluffy boa, about yea big..."

(Okay, all the good ones were taken...lol!)

 

[yardhaunter]

OK - The official tally is in*
I have gone through the caption entries repeatedly, reciting each while gazing at the photo. I have to admit, this is not an easy thing to do, both because these captions can be downright funny, and because looking at Raul too long makes one want to swing from the trees in the front yard... but I digress.
Let's take a moment to review our entries, shall we?<br /><hr />

1. "I once caught a pin THIS big."<br />-YardHaunter
2. ".....I swear the bosom on this red-headed baudy wench was about YEAH big!!"<br />-Chef's Wife
3. "Once I looked in the mirror and saw my head was this big. No joke!"<br />-OneohOne
4. "Oh Girlfriend! That lanyard is just to DIE FOR!! Wherever did you get it dahhhling?? I simply MUST have one!"<br />-MeanLaureen
5. "THOSE ARE NICE." <br />-Mickey7811
6. "You hold your son-in-law with this hand, and with the other hand you keep smackin him while yelling at him... you will marry my daughter do you hear me mister. "<br />-PinBoy
7. "Pat a cake, Pat a cake, bakers man...... "<br />-Mickey527
8. "Okay! I will give you a Mickey for President if you take me to Austrailia..."<br />-Mermie
9. "I swear I didn't do it! It must have been Malcolm!"<br />-Mermie
10. "...Now, this is how you do it, you look for a small opening in the bushes, then you get down on your hands & knees & you crawl. If youre crawling the right way, youll make it to Australia. When you get there, dont forget to send everyone a Wallaby."<br />-Buggin'
11. "You see, there's this Royal court, led by Queen Leslie and they want me to put on a loincloth, so I said 'SURE!'"<br />-Mermie
12. "If you look closely, you can see the imprint of my holy grail burned into each hand!"<br />-Engr-Chas
13. "Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a pin offa my lanyard! Nuthin' up my sleeve...."<br />-IsMeToo
14. "Next year I'm going to wear an espeically fat, fluffy boa, about yea big..."<br />-3Kids4Me
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    After much consternation - there were SO many good ideas - I've finally narrowed it down and decided upon the ONE that I like the best.
    
    That entry is:..... {drumroll, please}
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    "Pat a cake, Pat a cake, bakers man...... "<br />-Mickey527<br />
    Congratulations, Peggie, you are the winner of a genuine, oficial, Haunted Yard No-Prize!<br />
    Please visit TheHauntedYard and enjoy your new No Prize.
    
    Thanks to everyone for playing!
    
    *Judges decision final. No purchase necessary to win. No-Prize concept blatently stolen from Marvel Comics. Anyone can be a winner. No-Prize cannot be exchanged for anything of value. Offer void where taxed, regulated, prohibited, or where no sense of humor exists. Please collect No-Prize responsibly.
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[ismetoo]

Congratulations, Peggy!! Good One!!!