Randomness Thread :] Yay!

[marypops!]

 

[CrazyChik]

We saw a sign that said lavatories open as the restaurant.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/

Lol.

 

[MuskratSusie]

Having a Dole Whip sounds good to me right now.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Library Anecdote:

Patron: "I am looking for a globe of the earth."
Librarian: "We have a table-top model over here."
Patron: "No, that's not good enough. Don't you have a life-size?"
Librarian: (pause) "Yes, but it's in use right now."

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/libraries.shtml

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Breakfast...

 

[MuskratSusie]

:/

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

The following are quotes from exams and papers assigned to 7th through 12th students and, for the music section, college students. They were supplied by teachers across the nation.

Science:
"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
"To collect fumes of suphur, hold on a deacon over a flame in a test tube."
"When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide."
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state."
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."
"The largest organ in the human body is the head."
"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, then expectoration."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."
"The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects."
"Germinate means to become a naturalized German."
"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off."
"A planet is a body of Earth surrounded by sky."
"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
"To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in."
"The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation."
"The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours."
"Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about."
"We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and the study of rocks."
"The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now."
"English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse."
"People shouldn't be allowed to shoot extinct animals."
"Humans are more intelligent than beasts because human branes have more convulsions."
"If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence."
"A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle."


Now I'll go eat...

 

[marypops!]

Oh the irony.

 

[marypops!]

The following are quotes from exams and papers assigned to 7th through 12th students and, for the music section, college students. They were supplied by teachers across the nation.

Science:
"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
"To collect fumes of suphur, hold on a deacon over a flame in a test tube."
"When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide."
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state."
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."
"The largest organ in the human body is the head."
"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, then expectoration."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."
"The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects."
"Germinate means to become a naturalized German."
"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off."
"A planet is a body of Earth surrounded by sky."
"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
"To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in."
"The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation."
"The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours."
"Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about."
"We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and the study of rocks."
"The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now."
"English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse."
"People shouldn't be allowed to shoot extinct animals."
"Humans are more intelligent than beasts because human branes have more convulsions."
"If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence."
"A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle."


Now I'll go eat...

I have a book with them in xD *goes to find*

 

[CrazyChik]

The following are quotes from exams and papers assigned to 7th through 12th students and, for the music section, college students. They were supplied by teachers across the nation.

Science:
"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
"To collect fumes of suphur, hold on a deacon over a flame in a test tube."
"When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide."
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state."
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."
"The largest organ in the human body is the head."
"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, then expectoration."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."
"The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects."
"Germinate means to become a naturalized German."
"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off."
"A planet is a body of Earth surrounded by sky."
"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
"To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in."
"The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation."
"The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours."
"Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about."
"We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and the study of rocks."
"The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now."
"English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse."
"People shouldn't be allowed to shoot extinct animals."
"Humans are more intelligent than beasts because human branes have more convulsions."
"If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence."
"A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle."


Now I'll go eat...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Oh the irony.

 

[marypops!]

Found the book xD

"Water is composed of 2 gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin, and Hydrogin is gin and water."

"When you smell an odourless gas, it's probably carbon monoxide."

"The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends towards the Moon, because there is no water in the Moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the Sun joins the fight."

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Medicine:
"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."
"For head cold: Use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."
"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."
"For fractures: To see if the limb is broken, giggle it gently back and forth."
"For dust in the eye: Pull the eye down over the nose."
"Blood flows down one leg and back the other."
"When you haven't enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier."
"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."
"Many women believe that an alcoholic beverage will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception."
"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cupids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."

Geography:
"Rhode." -- An answer given to the question, "What is the only island state?"

Literature
"Romeo and Juliet were a romantic couplet."

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Music
"The piano finishes off the piece."
"[Beethoven] went death but still kept on writing and producing music. He wrote one more symphony after his death."
"Smetana suffered the same fate as Beethoven and went death."
"The computer-generated sounds came in with a screeching nose."
"It was the most fun self-culturing experience I have endured."
"Shania Twain, Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson." -- A student naming "three female vocal ranges, from low to high."
"Claude Debussy weekend the tonality."
"The piece continues on with shirt notes."
"[I was] uninterested in leaving before I could here more."
"The cello and harpsichord were playing in a very fast beast."
"Now tuba, Trump bone, and French horn play..."
"I enjoyed the song immensely and was pretty."
"It was fun to recognize the Rhonda format and predict what forms would be coming up next."
"It started out with all the instruments giving out a welcoming horning."
"[It] ends with all of them playing a short long note."
"The movement ends with a final foul note."
"The trumpets play tonged notes."
"I really like how they would sometimes hold their beat and jump to the other."
"[The group played] the Second Suite in F by Gustav Hoist."
"The third movement was a lower pitched, the flute as if it represented one person and the orchestra a few others, the harsh tones and the melancholy feeling that felt as the orchestra with its brass section the cymbals and the strings all expressed a very angry and vengeful melody."
"When the tempo got fast it got me in an exiting mood."
"[Meter is] how many beats may be heard before one is stressed."
"The melody was plaid for the most part."
"This piece got my attention from begging to end."
"The horn blowed the piano."
"Robert Schumann wanted to become a virtuoso but became a composer because of a disabling finger."
"The orchestra sounds like they [are] not worming up yet."

 

[Minnie Squeaks]

hi

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Hello.

 

[_Twinks&Spinks_]

one flew over the cuckoo's nest.