Random, weird stuff in your purse?

[PrincessKsMom]

I have an actual gang member in my purse!

East Coast or West Coast (although I guess that might not make sense, where you're from?)

 

[SharpMomOfTwo]

Wow, I don't have anything "wierd" in my purse..... what a BORING LOSER!!!! I'll have to get a severed finger or something and throw it it when I get the chance!!!

 

[PrincessKsMom]

My emergency rubber gloves and breathing apparatus, should I ever have to perform CPR or first aid on a stranger; also, I have two little whistles attached to that a tiny, eyeglass sized screwdriver and two flashlights.

BTW, I have been trained in first aid and CPR/use of AED, I'm not some nut just walking around hoping to practice on strangers!

 

[browneyes106]

^I also carry rubber gloves for emergency purposes.

 

[monkey68]

I have a reflex hammer in my purse. I think it was in there once because I needed it for a standardized patient encounter, and jsut kept forgetting to take it out.

 

[dec5girl]

My chihuahua........

You beat me to it!

 

[Lady_Gracey999]

I carry a pitch-pipe in my purse. Sometimes I just gotta find the right note...

LOL...ME TOO!!

And I also have some silly putty.

 

[bookgirl]

I don't carry my purse to work (I just throw my wallet in my work bag), but if I remember right there's nothing weird in my purse at the moment...I cleaned it out this weekend.


But I once won some goofy contest, where they made us take our purses and then they would call out a letter of the alphabet and you had to have a "unique" item in your bag that started with that letter. I won with a travel sized Secret Deoderant for S..... Don't even know why I had it.

 

[OK!]

I cleaned out my purse recently, or this would be much more ridiculous than it is, but right now the weirdest thing I have is 8 lipglosses. I know it's excessive and I know my purse weighs 47 tons; I just can't help myself.

 

[Barb D]

A half-knitted hat. I like knitting small things because they fit in my purse and I don't have to carry a knitting bag!

 

[liamsaunt]

a pepper grinder. (it's small)

 

[Scornelius]

I have the mandible of a small animal, possibly a cat.

My emergency rubber gloves and breathing apparatus, should I ever have to perform CPR or first aid on a stranger

^I also carry rubber gloves for emergency purposes.

If you don't mind my asking, are they latex gloves? I'm sure I would totally appreciate any needed CPR, but the anaphylaxis that would come with the gloves might suck. Luckily I also have an Epi pen in my purse. Does that count as weird?

 

[Kathi OD]

I don't know why, or even how, but I've got one AAA battery in my purse.

 

[raammartin]

An extra bra - don't ask.

 

[~disneydiva~]

An extra bra - don't ask.

I had a thong in my purse at one point. lol...i got to work one day ( i work in construction with all guys) and my bright pink thong was stuck in the leg of my jeans that I had pulled out of the dryer that morning. the thong fell out by my desk. Luckily I don't think anyone seen it. lol

 

[Irin997]

Not one, but TWO things I got from the Chinese restaurant that they click chopsticks into to make it easier for kids to use them. One is bright orange the other is lime green.

Also a keychain tape measure DBF asked me to carry forever ago and it never left. It's actually come in handy before.

And a map from Arlington cemetary with my great-grandmother's gravesite location marked on it....leftover from Veterans day.

 

[raammartin]

I had a thong in my purse at one point. lol...i got to work one day ( i work in construction with all guys) and my bright pink thong was stuck in the leg of my jeans that I had pulled out of the dryer that morning. the thong fell out by my desk. Luckily I don't think anyone seen it. lol

Literally I'm LOL'ing and it started a coughing fit. That is funny! I've had that happen with a fabric softner sheet, but not undies!

 

[iggbees]

a photo booth picture of my grandma and my great aunt from the 1940's. i've actually had it in my purse for a while - i keep forgetting to take it out.

 

[OK!]

Actually, I just "went back in" and discovered that I have a catnip mouse in my purse, too. I usually set my purse on the floor next to the couch when I get home, and now that my diabetic kitty's feeling better (yay!), he's back to playing, which means flinging his mice all over the house so he can swat and chase them. He often ends up losing one or more inside my purse because if I see him starting to nose around inside it, I shoo him away. Claws + suede = lots of yelling.

 

[paintnolish]

OK!- I once dumped out my purse and found5 Carmexes. Dh was like- uh...you have a problem.