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my dog keeps trying to bite my hand when we are playing.and he has sharp teeth.
 

Okay, so. Previously on As the Vampire Sparkles, emoteen Bella Swan moves to a tiny little depressing rainy town and won't shut up about it. There she meets a mysterious boy who turns out to be a 100+ year-old vampire who literally sparkles "like diamonds" in direct sunlight and reads minds (but not hers), and after three hundred pages of Bella wondering why he's so mean to her and why he's so weird and why he's not being mean to her anymore and what his deal is and if he likes her and if he actually loves her and how much he loves her and how he could possibly love as someone as Mary Sue plain and boring and clumsy as she is and if his vampire family will like her, a plot finally shows up, but it doesn't last very long. And then they go to prom. In the second book, Edward the sparkling vampire leaves Bella for her own good, and she spends most of the book trying to kill herself with motorcycles and cliff-diving. Sort of. And then her best friend falls in love with her and turns out to be a werewolf, but Bella runs away to save Edward from committing suicide by public sparkling in Italy

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I love love love Cleolinda's stuff.
 
"Bella's engaged, the horror, and whines to us that she doesn't want to marry so young, but she wants to become a vampire before she turns twenty and gets OLD, omg"


:lmao::lmao:
 
:lmao::lmao::lmao:

I love love love Cleolinda's stuff.

"Bella's engaged, the horror, and whines to us that she doesn't want to marry so young, but she wants to become a vampire before she turns twenty and gets OLD, omg"


:lmao::lmao:

:rotfl: Where is this from? It reminds me of Dan Bergstein's "Blogging Twilight" on Sparknotes. http://community.sparknotes.com/index.php/2009/07/16/blogging-twilight-index-page/ He blogs every chapter with hilarious and witty commentary. It's awesome :thumbsup2 [Be warned though, there's some iffy stuff in some of the later blogs.]
 
ADAM LAMBERT TICKTS NEED TO GO ON SALE BEFORE I PUNCH A WALL. T_T

ggrrrrrr!!!!
 
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I finally handed in my coursework at 3,298 words! After turning tables into pictures and shortening equations (which took about 500 words off), I went through the first few pages and took some words away which weren't needed (like 'the', 'like', 'some', etc.) and took off 200 words. Yay!
 
The goal for my next WDW trip is to ride Dumbo. I haven't been on it in... Um, i've never been on it... With it being moved for the Fantasyland expansion, I probably won't be able to ride it in it's current position ever again.
 
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