Those weren't vitamins you took.
What were they?
Promise you won't overreact?
What can be worse than still being a virgin?
OK... It was speed...
...Oh my God! I'm a drug addict and a virgin!
There were a few good jokes in it. I liked it when Vocal Adrenaline (that is probably spelled incorrectly) said they were souless ataumotans or something like that.
What do you hope to accomplish during your reign?
I hope for a future where there is world hunger is gone and all the world's weapons are made from soy!