Random Thread & The Title Foretold by The Prophecy

[marypops!]

I get to sleep in, and i'm in for 20 mins less than you

When you're drunk, do you see pink elephants?
No...
Dumbo did.
Well, he's a cartoon elephant, and alcohol probably affects him differently.

 

[marypops!]

Now i'm the first man to climb Mount Everest backwards... Without oxygen... Or a jumper.


What are you watching?
It's Michael McIntyre.
Why's the sound off?
It's Michael McIntyre. I'm just waiting for the news to come on.

 

[I Am What I Am]

[in a bare-knuckle boxing match, Holmes sees Irene and tries to forfeit and leave]
Sherlock Holmes: That's it, big man. You've won, congratulations.
McMurdo: Oi, we ain't done yet!
[He spits at the back of Holmes's head. Holmes stops]
Sherlock Holmes: [voice-over] This mustn't register on an emotional level...
[in slow motion]
Sherlock Holmes: First, distract target...
[Holmes flicks a handkerchief in front of his opponent's face]
Sherlock Holmes: Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate.
[Holmes claps his hands over his opponent's ears]
Sherlock Holmes: Dazed, will attempt wild hay maker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture.
[a cross to the jaw fractures the bone]
Sherlock Holmes: Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely.
[Two more body blows, and a right hook to the jaw hinge]
Sherlock Holmes: Heel kick to diaphragm...
[Holmes finishes with a heel kick to his opponent's chest, sending him crashing out of the ring]
Sherlock Holmes: In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.
[Back in real time, Holmes picks up the handkerchief, as though wiping the back of his neck, then does all of the foregoing in about six seconds, and kicks McMurdo out of the ring]




One of the most awesome moments of the movie.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Sherlock Holmes: My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me work. Give me problems.


I always laugh at this line. I think it's the way it's said, with Holmes crawling on the floor.

 

[LondonUnderground]

ellieee!

do you know what Katy Perrys new song is?

 

[marypops!]

Oh God, the preview of Glee's version of Another One Bites the Dust sounds awful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvZsKJ6dWqI

 

[LondonUnderground]

well im getting up at 6 30 tomorrow and finishing at 3 30.

yaaay. funneth times. 'spesh because im not even off my train until 4 20 Dx

 

[LondonUnderground]

Oh God, the preview of Glee's version of Another One Bites the Dust sounds awful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvZsKJ6dWqI

Jesse is a friend. AND SHE'S LOVIN HIM WITH THOSE EEEEYES.

;D

 

[::Snow_White::]

Who wants to know something awesome harry potter related?

I was helping my teacher go through her room because she is retiring this year. She pulls out an Entertainment Weekly from November 30, 2001 (she's been here a long time) and on the front is HP & the Sorcerer's Stone movie. And it says "Will it be the biggest movie ever?"

And I thought "Yes, it will."

She said it would be a collecters item and looked at me and said "Would you like it?"
And I said "Yes."
I then did a dance inside my head.

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

I get to sleep in, and i'm in for 20 mins less than you

When you're drunk, do you see pink elephants?
No...
Dumbo did.
Well, he's a cartoon elephant, and alcohol probably affects him differently.

But I get to go home earlier. xD

ellieee!

do you know what Katy Perrys new song is?

You've come to the right person. *points to sig* ;D
It's called California Gurls and it's out in the US in like June, idk about here.
And the album is out in August.
Here's the song anyway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTVJTt-Gfx8

 

[I Am What I Am]

According to IMDB, Sherlock Holmes' house is the same set used for 12 Grimmuald Place in OotP.

 

[::Snow_White::]

According to IMDB, Sherlock Holmes' house is the same set used for 12 Grimmuald Place in OotP.

Awesome.
We watched Sherlock Holmes in math today.
I haven't seen it so we better finish it, or I'll be angry.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Awesome.
We watched Sherlock Holmes in math today.
I haven't seen it so we better finish it, or I'll be angry.

Why in math?

 

[::Snow_White::]

Because we're almost done with school and have nothing to do.
So we had a party with balloons and cookies.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Because we're almost done with school and have nothing to do.
So we had a party with balloons and cookies.

Lucky!

 

[Princess victoria]

I love spamming.

 

[::Snow_White::]

I'm on page 358 of KKIII.
It's alright, I still think the first was the best, then the second, and then this one.

 

[m!ssemmx0]

They do say to write about what you know and love...

 

[marypops!]

Looks like there's a 1 in 25 chance of having the wand choose you in Ollivanders. Reports are saying that there are 25 people in a group, and the assistant chooses one person who will go through some wands until they choose the right one. Everyone just watches...

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

"Doc, we need to back up. We don't have enough road to get to 88."
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."