Random Thread & The Quest for the Golden Mickey

[AmandaSparks730]

Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Oohh, it tickles in all the wrong ways!
This wouldn't have happened if you weren't so fat!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Dumbledore, you're obscenely old.
Why, yes!
Are there any archaic, ancient times, lost to the ages wizard swears?

 

[marypops!]

Harry: What are some of your worst wizarding nightmares? Leave me a comment, or a video response. And remember to subscribe!
Hermione:......OK Harry, we will do those things you told us to do.
Ron: Subscribe to what?
Hermione: Shhhhh!
Ron: Oh...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Dragon boogies!

Oh, unicorn turds!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I feel cranky and pubescent today, and I don't know why! Grrr! I'm gonna take it out on people I like!
Hello, Harry! What sort of tomfoolery shall we get up to today?
No tomfoolery today, Ron. I'm sick of your dreadful speckled mug!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I think he still has some lice. Hit him again!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I have a secret AFFLICTION, Harry!
Disgusting!
It's lice.
GET. OUT!
It's wizard lice!

 

[marypops!]

WARNING!

The Swedish Chef is a trained professional.
(Sort of)

Do not try this at home.
(Seriously)

Thanks.
(Really)​

 

[AmandaSparks730]

You must go to the edge of the Forbidden Forest to seek the help of Hagrid, the terrible half-Giant!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Sneezed. Yet again. Ouch.

Better not be like this on Monday! I have a game of Jeopardy to win!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

...everyone, make a wish!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

37,000! So...very close to George! Not.

 

[marypops!]

Shall we click on this Digg button?
Sure, let's keep Digging until this thing is buried!

 

[LondonUnderground]

I got an infraction for something on this thread, XD.

when did you get your infraction? tut! xD
I only got one so far, and that was on the nye thread. god that was fun :'D

Niiiiiiiiiight

 

[I Am What I Am]

In sleep he sang to me
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name

 

[Grand Duke]

no stereotypes apply to me

 

[Dizneylove92]

Little Shop of Horrors FTW

 

[LondonUnderground]

SOMEONE GO TO MY TUMBLR RIGHT NOW AND POST THE PICTURE OF THE CAT/DUMBLEDORE NOW.

now.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Everyone has stereotype tendencies. It's just that no one wants to admit it.