Random Thread & The Quest for the Golden Mickey

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Cyberman: Our species are similar, though your design is inelegant.
Dalek Thay: Daleks have no concept of elegance!
Cyberman: This is obvious. But consider, our technologies are compatible. Cybermen plus Daleks; together, we could upgrade the universe.
Dalek Thay: You propose an alliance?
Cyberman: This is correct.
Dalek Thay: Request denied!
Cyberman: Hostile elements will be deleted. [they shoot at the Dalek, but it is unaffected]
Dalek Thay: Exterminate! [exterminates both Cybermen]
Cyber Leader: [to another Cybermen] Open visual link!
[the Cyber Leader appears on a screen in front of the other three Daleks]
Cyber Leader: Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.
Dalek Sec: This is not war. This is pest control!
Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?
Dalek Sec: Four.
Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect.
Cyber Leader: What is that?
Dalek Sec: You are better at dying.
 
Doctor Who insults #432

"You are superior in only one respect. You are better at dying"
 
okay,
so I had 2 alarms set, and as I woke up to turn one off, my mum ran in and put it on snooze, and then I asked her to wake me up at 11, so I go back to sleep and I wake up and it's 11 55 and my phone is missing, so I go to my mum and ask where my phone is and I ask her why she didn't wake me up, and then she had a go at me because she didn't know how to switch the alarm off, now I have to write about 60 Christmas cards, wrap 20 presents and do my homework and I'm sick -ml.
 
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