Random Thread & The Philosopher's Stone

[DancingAllie]

Going to the mall with my sister tomorrow

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Not this time.

 

[DancingAllie]

Doggie Diary Entry:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Cat Diary Entry:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Batters! (editted)
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow --but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously stupid.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now . . .

>=] Just remember that i warned you

 

[SNES]

I like how dogs get excited when your feed them although they get the same food every day...

 

[Stitch4Prez]

>=] Just remember that i warned you

After I read it had to share.

You are EVIL!

 

[DancingAllie]

After I read it had to share.

You are EVIL!

I could be more evil.

 

[DancingAllie]

1,900th post! >

 

[Stitch4Prez]

I could be more evil.

Not possible.

 

[DancingAllie]

Not possible.

Dont doubt me

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Dont doubt me

Prove me wrong

 

[DancingAllie]

Prove me wrong

I will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll see.

 

[SNES]

oh look, 150, g'night

 

[DancingAllie]

oh look, 150, g'night

Good Job!
Goodnight!

 

[Stitch4Prez]

I will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll see.

Now I'm scared.

 

[DancingAllie]

Now I'm scared.

You should be! I am capable of many things

 

[ms.tinkerpoo2]

It's only 10:40 and I'm getting tired.
I think too much for a 15 year old.

 

[Stitch4Prez]

You should be! I am capable of many things

except winning a smiley war

 

[DancingAllie]

except winning a smiley war

I let you win

 

[Stitch4Prez]

I let you win

sure

 

[I Am What I Am]

I'm not getting a Mounds bar.