Random Thread & The Philosopher's Stone

[DancingAllie]

Nothing at the moment, gonna do my night time rituals soon.

What are your rituals??? I have some too

 

[Stitch4Prez]

What are your rituals??? I have some too

brush my teeth, wash my face that kind of stuff.

 

[DancingAllie]

brush my teeth, wash my face that kind of stuff.

ah, i see

 

[SNES]

I would KILL to be tired...

 

[Stitch4Prez]

ah, i see

what are your rituals?

 

[DancingAllie]

what are your rituals?

get on dis, shower, eat a snack, then sleep with my puppy, stuff like that oh and practicing my evilness.

 

[Stitch4Prez]

get on dis, shower, eat a snack, then sleep with my puppy, stuff like that oh and practicing my evilness.

Your animal sleeps? I have been trying to relax my kittens since we got them. Oh, of course I pratice my evilness too.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Wheeeeee!


My mum's making a trip to Wal-Mart (EVIL!) and I think she's getting me a Mounds bar. I have been CRAVING one for a week.

 

[DancingAllie]

Your animal sleeps? I have been trying to relax my kittens since we got them. Oh, of course I pratice my evilness too.

well, one of my dogs doesnt sleep so she goes in the crate and the other sleeps with me idk wat my cat does

 

[DancingAllie]

Wheeeeee!


My mum's making a trip to Wal-Mart (EVIL!) and I think she's getting me a Mounds bar. I have been CRAVING one for a week.

I like evil.

 

[Stitch4Prez]

well, one of my dogs doesnt sleep so she goes in the crate and the other sleeps with me idk wat my cat does

One of mine occasionally rests, but I'm still looking for the other one's coffee stash.

 

[DancingAllie]

One of mine occasionally rests, but I'm still looking for the other one's coffee stash.

your animals sound evil ..bc they dont sleep

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

must....make...glamnation....scrapbook...

 

[Stitch4Prez]

your animals sound evil ..bc they dont sleep

You must have trained them, then made sure that we picked them.

 

[DancingAllie]

You must have trained them, then made sure that we picked them.

Omg. How did you figure that out?!

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Omg. How did you figure that out?!

Only you could have trained things so evil.

 

[DancingAllie]

Only you could have trained things so evil.

Indeed I did, Just wait til' they get older..

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Indeed I did, Just wait til' they get older..

They are always the most evil as kittens.

 

[DancingAllie]

They are always the most evil as kittens.

Not this time.

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Doggie Diary Entry:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Cat Diary Entry:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Batters! (editted)
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow --but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously stupid.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now . . .