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Once upon a time, there was a hungry wolf. He was so hungry, he was prepared to eat the next thing that crossed his path, which ended up being a book about the history of Little Red Riding Hood. Instead of eating the book, he read it and decided he would try and suceed where the wolf in the story failed. He walked to the nearest pathway and followed it until he found a little cottage made of candy. Obviously, this made the wolf even more hungry. He decided that instead of waiting for a little girl to come along with a basket of goodies, he would eat the candy house instead. Unfortunately, this gave the wolf a lot of cavities, and he hated going to the dentist. Also, the house belonged to an evil witch who was going to cook the wolf as a meal, but he escaped by pushing her into the oven instead. You don't want to hear that story anyway. So the wolf went to the dentist for his bi-yearly checkup and left with 3 cavities. On the way home, he encountered three little pigs building houses out of straw, wood and stone. He considered blowing down their houses and eating them for dinner, but he found it too cliche. Instead he walked right on by and went to the local steak house instead.
THE END!
My writing style is now like Stephen King. Interesting.
THE END!
My writing style is now like Stephen King. Interesting.
