Random Thread & The Interchangeable Inside Joke

[AmandaSparks730]

Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

A line used to perfection by Voldemort in AVPM.

 

[scarscar93]

Have you seen the Bieber movie trailer on Jimmy Kimmel Live?

It sucked.

No, but I should probably look it up?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Have you seen the Bieber movie trailer on Jimmy Kimmel Live?

It sucked.

Oooh, I should YouTube it, XD.

I was kind of hoping it would have Justin Bieber and he would get Trololololo'd off the float.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

No, but I should probably look it up?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfF4wsskmiY

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Merchant: Look at this! Yes! Heh, heh. Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Julienne fries. Will not break!
[taps it on table]
Merchant: Will not-
[it falls apart]
Merchant: It broke!

 

[scarscar93]

Well, you know, since they did that big Rick Roll a few years ago, it only seemed fit to keep up with the times.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.
Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I - what?
Aladdin: [He holds the lamp up to Genie] Genie, you're free!

 

[scarscar93]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfF4wsskmiY

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Oooh, I should YouTube it, XD.

Did you watch the parade on CBS or NBC?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Dear God,

Take Bieber in exchange for, say...Marilyn Monroe.

Meg

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Did you watch the parade on CBS or NBC?

NBC. But I don't recall seeing this particular routine.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Aladdin: You're a prisoner?
Genie: It's all part and parcel, the whole "genie gig":
[grows to a gigantic size]
Genie: PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!
[shrinks down inside the lamp]
Genie: Itty-bitty living space!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Genie: Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Princess Jasmine: [to Jafar] At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of *you*.
Sultan: Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business... Jasmine? Jasmine!
[the Sultan notices that Jasmine is running out of the room, and runs after]
Jafar: If only I had gotten that lamp.
Iago: [mocking Jasmine] "I will have the power to get rid of you." Grrrr. To think we gotta keep kissin' up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives...
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or... beheaded.
Jafar, Iago: Ewwww.
Iago: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if *you* were the chump husband?
Jafar: What?
Iago: Okay, okay. *You* marry the princess, all right? And-and, uh, you- Then *you* become the sultan!
Jafar: Ah. Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
Iago: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff... "Yaaaah! Kersplat!"
Jafar: [laughs] I love the way your foul little mind works.

 

[scarscar93]

I don't know how to feel about that Elf musical.

Silly costumers, Zooey D was blonde when she played Jovie.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

NBC. But I don't recall seeing this particular routine.

It was bad.

I taped both. CBS had awful coverage, they don't have legal rights to actually broadcast the parade like NBC does.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[the Genie and the flying carpet are playing chess]
Genie: So, move.
[the carpet makes a move]
Genie: Hey! That's a good move.
[as Rodney Dangerfield]
Genie: I can't believe it. I'm losin' to a rug.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

It was bad.

I taped both. CBS had awful coverage, they don't have legal rights to actually broadcast the parade like NBC does.

That's why I watch it on NBC

Did you catch the HS marching band that played the music from Fantasmic! ?

 

[DisGirlAllie]

That's why I watch it on NBC

Did you catch the HS marching band that played the music from Fantasmic! ?

Yes!!!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Merchant: [holds up lamp] Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man, who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough.