Random Thread & The Interchangeable Inside Joke

[AmandaSparks730]

Why is Sam telling me to be confident about...does she...is she...

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Watching the Macy's Day Parade.

Kanye is such an idiot.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

And how did Sam know what I was saying? She doesn't speak Italian! Unless...unless she got him to translate it...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

...and in that case, well, then he'd know what I was saying...well obviously he'd know because he speaks Italian...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

...but wouldn't he assume I was talking about him? Because of the Italian? Or did Sam use a translator website and I'm overthinking this...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Leather chaps...leather leather...leather leather shiny things...you know drag queens love shiny things.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I'm 21-o because after 21, I went to letters. *wink* You do the math!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Jessica Wild, those drag clothes look like a donkey f***ked a pinata and threw up!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade: what. the. heck?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Tyra Sanchez. If you are America's sweetheart, America needs a heart transplant.

BURN.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade: what. the. heck?

My sentiments exactly. It was a hawt mess.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you're very...
Genie: Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!... Punctual!
Aladdin: Punctual!
Princess Jasmine: Punctual?
Genie: Sorry.
Aladdin: Uh... uh... beautiful!
Genie: Nice recovery.

 

[scarscar93]

I was kind of hoping it would have Justin Bieber and he would get Trololololo'd off the float.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

My sentiments exactly. It was a hawt mess.

Did you see the red tracksuit chicks doing 'My Favourite Things'
My mum and I cried we were laughing so hard. As a dancer I cringed so much I nearly gave myself a seizure.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[Iago is powering a mystic device by footpower]
Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a *real* storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Did you see the red tracksuit chicks doing 'My Favourite Things'
My mum and I cried we were laughing so hard. As a dancer I cringed so much I nearly gave myself a seizure.

I must've missed that! Damn!

But still. KANYE? WHAT? Grrrrowllll.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[as a female tour guide]
Genie: Thank you for choosing "Magic Carpet" for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye, now. Goodbye. Goodbye, thank you. Goodbye.
[back to normal]
Genie: Well, how about *that*, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes...
Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? "Three?" You are down by one, boy!
Aladdin: Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. Heh. You did that on your own.
[the Genie's mouth drops]
Genie: Oh. Well I feel sheepish.
[turns into a sheep]
Genie: All right, you baaaaaad boy. But no more freebies.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Genie: [as Jack Nicholson] All right, sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?
Aladdin: What?
Genie: [pointing to each word on a blackboard] Tell... her... the *truth*!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Genie: Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I was kind of hoping it would have Justin Bieber and he would get Trololololo'd off the float.

Have you seen the Bieber movie trailer on Jimmy Kimmel Live?

I must've missed that! Damn!

But still. KANYE? WHAT? Grrrrowllll.

It sucked.